Not to take away from nwr's alternative,
but here is another one.
Creationists should feel especially at ease since Jesus has reviewed and blessed the entry on "evolution". An excerpt:
Evolution is a scientific theory that has been scientifically proven by scientific science. It involves a process that allows fishes to have monkey eggs. Usually evolution is seen to be a sign of progress, but this doesn't explain George W. Bush. Evolution was a popular pseudoscience in the late twentieth century, before scientists finally proved the truth of Creationism...
Evolution has survived to this day, despite predators such as Fundamentalists and Bevets.
This has come about due to mutations and differentiation caused by environment, sexual experimentation, and the lack of more plausible theories not involving a Omnipotent Being designing new terms from thin air.
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