While I'm wasting time at work anyway: of all the "Bible literalist" denominations, how many have the office of Bishop as part of their clergy? Nearly all have deacons, and very few have bishops. The requirement for a bish is spelled out twice, in Timothy and Titus both, as I recall. How come they don't got 'em?
We'll all find out in the end if I'm right about this.
Or, more probably in my view of things, we'll each individually die someday, the voltages between our axons will go to zero, and we won't find out doodley-squat. We'll all be dead.