What if we were originally some sort of super-intelligent velociraptor types who got a bunch of uh, retroviruses from chimps, by you know Doin It with them, thinking it would be Safe ("No eggs in this one," said ZZaxx, slapping her hairy thigh)
Shouldn't that be "feathered thigh"? (Or maybe not...after...)
I know that sounds like a quibble, but I really just wanted to see that passage in print again.
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