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Panda Member (Idle past 3742 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
onifire writes:
I am sure there must already be a joke about Yoga positions and Mohler having his head up his own arse... Is there anything that won't cause Baptist leaders to react like idiots? ...or something.
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Panda Member (Idle past 3742 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
Modulous writes:
If it was not for QI, I would never have noticed it.
Nice Wilhelm in there
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Panda Member (Idle past 3742 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
If I was a being from another planet with super-advanced technology - I would be mighty disappointed if I had to use YouTube to communicate with Barack Obama.
But I am very impressed with the amount of plastic surgery she was willing to go through, in order to resemble a human being. {abe}I think this is by her too. quote:Forbidden Edited by Panda, : No reason given.
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Panda Member (Idle past 3742 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
frako writes:
I've not heard that saying before, but it made me chuckle - I will use it without your permission!! it is like trying to work in your back pocket In exchange you can have one of my favourite phrases:"As wet as an otter's pocket." i.e. I pulled my cat from the pond and he was as wet as an otter's pocket. NB: Can be used in a sexual context too, but that would make you a bad person and otters would shun you.
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Panda Member (Idle past 3742 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
Theodoric writes:
I use "like death warmed up" which means the same, i.e. Re-heated. Guess I am not sure what "warmed over" meant.Not sure why re-heated is bad. It might relate to: Warmed-over flavor - Wikipedia
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Panda Member (Idle past 3742 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
frako writes:
I like the 'bears favour' - I don't think there is an english version. Dont woory i got lots more though they do not translate well. Languages come up with some really weird sayings. e.g."You are teaching your grandmother to suck eggs" which means "You are giving advice to an expert" Completely mental.
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Panda Member (Idle past 3742 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
Duane Gish
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Panda Member (Idle past 3742 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
I did think of carrot - but I thought Duane Gish would be a more interesting answer.
Anyway, I knew the trick which meant I was guaranteed to think 'carrot'.(But I did think 'carrot' the first time I saw the trick too.)
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Panda Member (Idle past 3742 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
Ringo writes:
And if asked "Name an animal that lives in the jungle.", the majority of people will say 'lion' - and lions don't even live in jungles.
I'm still not sure why I was expected to think "carrot". Does it have something to do with the number "1" resembling a carrot?
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Panda Member (Idle past 3742 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
bluegenes writes:
Oi! Duane Gish (again).Get you own joke!! I thought 'pliers' - but I have just been using pliers.
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Panda Member (Idle past 3742 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
Taz writes:
I said that very same thing to the other lads as they struggled to get out of the trench after being ordered to cross no-man's land...
Damn, you people are old.
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Panda Member (Idle past 3742 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
Ringo writes:
Me too. It was last Saturday.
I remember when mail was delivered on Saurdays. Ringo writes:
Me too. It was last Tuesday. I remember when bread was delivered. All true.
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Panda Member (Idle past 3742 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
This might be a UK only joke :S
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Panda Member (Idle past 3742 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
quote: Occasionally, when I want to make fun of poor English prose, I say (in a stilted child's voice) something like:
"Today I went to the zoo. And there was a lion. And it went roar. And then I ate ice cream. And it was good. And then I went home. And then I went to bed. The end." I had not noticed until now, how similar it is to the style of writing in Genesis.
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Panda Member (Idle past 3742 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
I realise that this is not E or C related but it happened today...
There were two girls in front of me in the breakfast queue, discussing the lottery: Well, yeah, I know it’s luckier to use your birthday and your phone number, but mine is 2111198139544997743, and how likely does that sound to come up?
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