The Return of Humor

You know what the Deadhead said when he ran out of pot?"This music sucks!"

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. One to screw it in and three to discuss the degradation experienced by the socket.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: That's not funny.

Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?A: Because they are plugged into a genius.Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?A: They don't have time.Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?A: They won't stop for directions.Q: Why did God put men on earth?A: Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.Q: Why don't women have men's brains?A: Because they don't have penises to put them in.Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs?A: So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One. Men will screw anything.Q: What's the difference between men and government bonds?A: Government bonds mature.Q: How do you save a man from drowning?A: Take your foot off of his head.Q: What do men and beer bottle have in common?A: They are both empty from the head up.Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?A: We don't know. It's never happened.Q: How are men and parking spots alike?A: The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicapped.Q: What is a man's idea of helping out with housework?A: Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.This message has been edited by schrafinator, 07-29-2004 04:19 PM

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And you are the cookie-cutter version of scum.

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Grow up, contracycle.

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Ideological conservative apologetics for racism and sexism, predictable enough.

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I have little doubt that Mr Hambre is not a sexist nor a racist.Humor is not a simple thing.Deal with it.

Do I recognize you from the character images for Bauldur's Gate. A Bard, maybe?Anyway, I think the picture is...groovy, if you know what I mean.The hair is tripping me up, honestly.And knowing your sexual attitudes, it is hilarious that you have your shirt unbuttoned and a gold chain around your neck."Hey, baby, what's your sign (wink, wink)?"

Wow, holmes, this is the first time I think I have ever seen a chink in your armor of supreme self confidence.You actually seem a little self conscious about your avatar.It's kind of endearing.

It's not at all a scary image, I don't think.Just groovy.

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Or maybe that I am still playing RPGs would indicate the same thing.

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Hey, I play RPG and I'm totally cool, I don't know what you're talking about.I obviously play them so much that I vaguely recognized your avatar image.

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Ironically, I do have a picture of me dressed in 70's disco type duds, several chains and open collar. That will not be used as an avatar any time soon.

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lolol. That good, eh?

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(or to frighten people).

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FYI, I think Rrhain's avatar is WAY more frightening than yours.

ROTFLMAO!I hate that crazy bitch.