Huntard writes:
Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris. that's also a fact...
...
That's gotta hurt!
Oh c'mon, I thought
everyone knew this story. Obviously you don't understand Chuck Norris at all.
This isn't Chuck losing a fight, this is Chuck inventing the Make A Wish Foundation and giving Bruce the most convincing "dive" in any fight. Ever.
Chuck Norris doesn't give flowers to the sick, he knows the future, reads minds and grants last wishes.