A comedian, a creationist and an atheist walk into a bar......
The barman says - "Whichever one of you makes me laugh the most get's free drinks all night".
The creationist says - "The Earth is less than 10,000 years old and Noah shared the ark with his pet Tyrannosauras Rex"
The atheist says - "The universe popped into existence about 15 billion years ago and our entire existence is due to nothing but blind random chance"
The comedian says: I just bangin' both their moms...
- Oni
This joke should hopefully force petrophysics to commit suicide