Spider-Man or Superman

Yes please!!Or I could tell my Superman and Wonder Woman joke again?

Of the choice given - Spidey everytime.But Batman is surely the darkest and deepest of all super-heroes after the Miller treatment?Wolverine and Daredevil have potential.But I think a postmodern treatment of Captain America is well overdue and could be interesting. Some guy pulled out of the 1940s made into the perfect human being and then unleashed as a modern day super-soldier.The opportunity for attitude comparisons and modern day self analysis are so rife that pop psychologists could have wet dreams for years over that one.

I always found the punisher too concrete in his conviction, too lacking in self doubt, too black and white - To be truly interesting as a character.But I don't know the writer you are referring to. So that may well have changed since I last took interest in such things (many many years ago)

Hmmmmm.(**Straggler ponders what other jokes he can threaten to tell in order to invoke ritual suicide in other EvC members**)

A comedian, a creationist and an atheist walk into a bar......The barman says - "Whichever one of you makes me laugh the most get's free drinks all night".The creationist says - "The Earth is less than 10,000 years old and Noah shared the ark with his pet Tyrannosauras Rex"The atheist says - "The universe popped into existence about 15 billion years ago and our entire existence is due to nothing but blind random chance"The comeidian says - "With you two fucking jokers in tow I am out of a job" before throwing his mic at the barman and storming off to review his career options. Dude - I tried.....

The barman says - "You fathered either of these two fuckwits and I'll give you free drinks all night just out of sympathy"