Hi, Granny Magda.
GM writes:
33) Four-legged fowls? I’m afraid not (Lev 11:20).
It only says "fowls" in the KJV. Newer versions corrected it to "insects" (whether or not the correction is linguistically justified, I can't tell you). But, interestingly, they didn't correct the part about four legs: that's still in there, which means, either God can't count, or somebody involved in writing and/or transmitting the Bible is stupid.
I totally ninja'd you for that one, anyway: it's #8.
Might I suggest this in its place:
32) God apparently didn't make fungus, slime molds or bacteria, or doesn't know how to distinguish them from plants and animals?
-Bluejay/Mantis/Thylacosmilus
Darwin loves you.