Ah, the "Mean Prankster God" theory. Where's that quote... Ah, here it is - from Bill Hicks:
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Get this, I actually asked one of these guys, OK, Dinosaurs fossils - how does that fit into you scheme of life?
Let me sit down and strap in.
He said, "Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith."
Thank God I'm strapped in right now here man.
I think God put you here to test my faith, Dude.
You believe that?
"uh huh."
Does that trouble anyone here? The idea that God.. might be.. f***in' with our heads? I have trouble
sleeping with that knowledge. Some prankster God running around:
"Hu hu ho. We will see who believes in me now, ha ha."
[mimes God burying fossils]
"I am God, I am a prankster."
"I am killing Me."
You know, You die and go to St. Peter...
"Did you believe in dinosaurs?"
"Well, yeah. There was fossils everywhere"
Thuh [trapdoor opens]
"Aaaaaaarhhh!"
"You f***in idiot."
"Flying lizards, you're a moron. God was fuckin' with you!"
"It seemed so plausible, ahhhh!"
"Enjoy the lake of fire, f***er!"
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"Illuminant light,
illuminate me."