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onifre Member (Idle past 2979 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined:
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Here's my favorite Jim Jefferies story with the late Patrice Oneal.
- Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2979 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined:
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That chart is missing one person in the "sinner" bracket:
Russell Brand can take a fucking hike! - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2979 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined:
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I wish I could give that 1000 cheers!
- Oni Edited by onifre, : No reason given.
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onifre Member (Idle past 2979 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined:
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Lol u Americans are so funny sometimes. What do you mean we're funny? Funny how? What's funny about us? You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but we're funny how, you mean funny like we're clowns, we amuse you? We make you laugh, are we here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How are we funny? You said we're funny. How the fuck are we funny, what the fuck is so funny about us? Tell me, tell me what's funny! - Oni Edited by onifre, : No reason given.
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onifre Member (Idle past 2979 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined:
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Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. RBP, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Frako. You may fold under questioning.
- Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2979 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined:
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Shit I didn't even think Frako had no idea what I was talking about.
Frako it's a classic scene from one of the best mob movies EVER! - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2979 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
In a more light-hearted theater insident:
Fred Willard busted for rubbing one out in a porn theater. Albert Brook's Twitter: "I love Fred Willard. He's a great guy. For his birthday I'm buying him a den and a computer." - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2979 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Yeah but seriously though, lets ask the real question, which one would you fuck?
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onifre Member (Idle past 2979 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Does the right have its own brand of humour? In the US they do.
Is it funny? That depends who you ask. A bunch of idiots seem to enjoy Larry the Cable Guy, I find him to be a terrible comic who worked very, very hard at amusing the "not so smart folk". Catch phrase "Get-r-Done". You can judge for yourself though: Here's one of my favorite comics destroying The Cable Guy at his roast: It's toward the end after having his way with everyone on the dais. - Oni Edited by onifre, : No reason given.
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onifre Member (Idle past 2979 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Mitt Romney's family posthumously baptized Ann Romney's atheist father
I have no words for this. I did laugh though so it seemed proper for the humor thread. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2979 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined:
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This has kept me laughing recently. Anytime I'm down I remember the "renewed mind is the key"... At 2:00 min shit gets real! - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2979 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Larry is kind of a celeb around here. His in-laws live in the area. His wife is from Sarona, WI. I have a passing acquaintance with his father-in-law and have played golf with him a few times. Never met Larry the Cable guy though. He's a celeb in Central Florida too, where he started as Dan Whitney. I don't critize his work ethic, in fact I wish I had that drive he had. I'm guessing he knew it was hacky comedy so he had to work for it - and it has gotten him a lot. Although he "borrowed" the Get-r-Done catch-phrase from a morning DJ in Tampa. But his humor to me is racist, homophobic, bigoted garbage done un-ironically. It's not very impressive either, mostly "borrowed" from internet jokes. I'm not really a fan of him on a personal level either. I've heard he's kind of a cunt.
Ron White is the only comedian from the Blue Collar Comedy tour that I find funny. Ron is awesome. Great guy, great comic, totally original and edgy. One of the best touring club comics right now IMO. A live Ron White show, if he doesn't get too sloppy drunk (go to his early shows), are fucking hilarious. - Oni Edited by onifre, : No reason given.
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onifre Member (Idle past 2979 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined:
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I'm working on stuff. Romney has been a gift from the comedy gods. And so has Clint Eastwood! - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2979 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined:
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Disregard what seems like a fat gut. The camera adds many, many pounds.
This is when the pot-cookies that I ate kicked in as you can tell by the giggling... - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2979 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined:
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How many cameras were you hiding under that t-shirt? There were at least 3 under there. Good catch; it's cameras under there NOT fat.
I watched the whole thing, you got high and silent pretty quick. You started out pretty good though. You were better than the hosts of the show. First part was about me, but after that I had to let them do their thing or I'd honestly take over the show...which I've done before at other radio shows. They don't like that. So I just chimed in every now and then.
Fashiontip: You're too fat to wear shorts like that. CAMERAS!!! - Oni
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