Lam writes:
Seriously, please don't ever turn into one of those preachers. I would hate to have to kill you and eat your heart.
By all means do if I ever become something like that, but you'd probably never find out who I was in time because all my close friends have been told(more like made to swear) that they'd kill me if I ever turned completely fanatical Christian with no means of going back on them. However, I can't resist the pull too hard lest I become atheist and out of a job. But I don't think that'll happen.
Let's look at what 'that kind of preacher' is and run a checklist to see how close I really am.
I really hate to see you turn into
...
a fire breathing preacher
Uh oh, might wanna sharper the pitchforks because I can ALREADY breathe fire! Uwahahahah!!
with a southern accent,
Check, if redneckish accent counts as well.
that preaches nothing but eternal damnation to all who aren't christian white males.
Well, luckily I don't do this. I hate everyone
. They don't have to be non-whites.
But thanks for asking!
Wanna feel God? Step onto the wrestling mat and you'd be crazy to deny the uplifting spirit.
http://www.BadPreacher.5u.com (incomplete, but look anyway!)