PROOF OF GOD

Damn! This is gettin' kinda like barkin' orders at a waitress in a greasy spoon.Have you got your cute little skirt and apron on, Willow? Get that order pad ready ... I don't need to read the menu.

Breathing Space: The Home Page of Brian GonsalvesTelevangelism is alive and well in Southern California!

Willow:Hey, dude, forget about all this earthbound haggling ...Tune in to what's up on MARS > http://www.mt.net/~watcher/pyramid.html

From Message 90: "Saying Dr. Scott is laughable is only said because you know the exact opposite is true."Example of Dr. Scott's humor: "You ever imagine the Pope sittin on a toilet? That's right! Take the present Pope and sit him on a toilet. Ya see, popes don't sit on toilets. Angels come and delicately take 'those things' away."For more yuk-yuks from Dr. Gene Scott >> Access forbidden!Whatta peach!

From the Palo Alto Weekly News:"I was at a friend's house, who just so happens to have a huge satellite dish on his roof, and I was perusing the dial for the Playboy Channel, Spice, or any other sex channel I could find. Imagine my delight as a camera zoomed in on a well-endowed blonde in a sheer, low-cut, skin-tight top and short skirt! She announced in a sexy, breathy voice, 'You're watching Dr. Scott's program which is already in progress.' I nearly fell out of my chair ..."Dr. Scott always had a way with words and his mouth wasn't failing him this night either, 'I'm just saving the fundamentalists from having to switch back and forth between my channel and the Playboy Channel!'"The above is taken from the following article >> http://www.geocities.com/paweakly/page3.html

Dr. Scott CRANKS-up his Harley for a road trip:ForbiddenBorn To Be Wild! Ab.

In Message 95, Willow claims, "the title of this post is deliberately misleading as Abshalom is on a warpath against me for saying he was 'honestly ignorant' in things pertaining to the Pyramid."Not so.First of all, Willow, you can call me nine kinds of ignorant for all I care. Fact is, I'm not the one claiming that God physically constructed the Great Pyramid as a "sign post" in the "middle of Egypt" for the purpose of conveying cryptic metaphysical messages; and that "Neanderthal" inhabitants of stone age Egypt subsequently built the other lesser pyramids by copying God's model. Now, talk about dumb!No, Willow, actually the reason I am posting these links to info on your hero, Dr. Scott, is that I have given up on you directly answering any of the many legitimate questions posed by other forum members and me in a string of topics in which you chose to either avoid answering or to aggressively disparage the person asking the question.Fortunately for you, and for Dr. Scott, the info on him has just about run out since he has really had so little real effect that not much more is available on the Internet other than stuff related to his money-grubbing pandering.

Willow, from Message 101: "Every theory of the last million years has been dashed upon the rocks in favor of the latest."Is Willow claiming that some species other than humans can manufacture a theory?If only humans can develop theories, does this mean there were humans around a million years ago despite the "irrefutable evidence" that God created the world and all the species just 6000 years ago?And what was the first human theory way back 1,000,000 years ago ... "I think I can walk upright, therefore I can?"Did Willow get this idea from Dr. Gene, too? Wow! What, besides Guatemalan tobacco, is in the good doctor's cigars?

Jar:I wonder how Willow will receive the news that other biblical scholars are working on calculations to determine the geographic center of the Earth's largest conglomerated land mass: Acts and Facts Magazine | The Institute for Creation ResearchI'm not going to include excerpts in this post, because the article is copyrighted; but the author's point seems to be to find the geographic center of Earth to prove that the Bible verses regarding the dispersion of human population originating (alternately) from Babel, Ararat, or Jerusalem are valid.Maybe Willow will provide Dr. Scott's proof that Noah's Ark landed on the apex of the Great Pyramid, which after all is a stylized model of the Egyptian creator gods' (yes plural) original earth mound emerging from the primordal waters.

"How did camel riding egyptians know any of this?"Is there something inherently stupid about using camels as a form of desert travel?Cannot someone who rides a camel also ... say .. INVENT ALGEBRA?And how did the British Royals become aware?But more to the point ... does this particular sect of zany pyramidologists derive their wacky theories from British Israelism?

... we can assume these zany theories do derive from British Israeli sources. How quaint.