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Dr_Tazimus_maximus

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Message 92 of 159 (43911)
06-24-2003 10:32 AM

Reply to: Message 91 by John
06-24-2003 1:58 AM

Heretic, Heretic

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PDF is the tool of Satan. Arrrggg....!!!

Heretic. Persecute the unbeliever. Kill.

I use Adobe a lot in pulling papers form the web and submitting documentation to the FDA and USDA. I like it because the reciever can not change your document, at least easily.

Sorry for the brief off-topic interlude. What is my favourite bible absurdity. Pretty much the whole thing, there are some good moral lessons in it but the rest is pretty much dren in my opinion.

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Message 101 of 159 (43962)
06-24-2003 3:22 PM

Reply to: Message 95 by Itachi Uchiha
06-24-2003 1:30 PM

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Jesus is morre real than that monkey man or missing link thing. you can check outside the bible for the existence of jesus and there is evidence and a lot of it. If jesus is real so must have moses,abraham, adam, and the creation. Jesus is a witness of creation and im afraid theres no witness of evolution

By that light, since Athens, Sparta and Troy have been shown to exist that means that Mt. Olympus must have existed complete with the god Zeuss sitting up there with his ambrosia and coming down to impregnate good looking babes.

. Every time you look at the earth you are a witness to evolution. Whoops, as you are not witnessing it I guess that means that you do not exist.

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Dr_Tazimus_maximus

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Message 111 of 159 (44125)
06-25-2003 9:42 AM

Reply to: Message 106 by Andya Primanda
06-25-2003 6:19 AM

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I don't know Andya, the blond in the movie was pretty tasty, I watched about 15 minutes of the movie just because as I turned on the TV she was in her full screen glory. After 15 minutes that was enough of a very stupid movie and I went to the news.

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