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Message 334 of 647 (584579)
10-02-2010 6:38 PM 		Reply to: Message 328 by Dr Adequate
10-01-2010 10:03 PM

Re: Retro
Dr Adequate writes:
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I still play with fractint
That is so retro. Do you still burn witches?
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No, but I do still read TIHKAL.
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Message 335 of 647 (584580)
10-02-2010 6:41 PM 		Reply to: Message 329 by jar
10-01-2010 10:05 PM

Re: Retro
jar writes:
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There were still any drugs left by the 90s?
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Chemistry and botany are forever.
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Dost thou prate, rogue?
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Message 336 of 647 (585096)
10-05-2010 7:43 PM

Franken-steen! Damn you, Franken-steen!
Dawn Bertot to jar:
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"Of course your club and mine differ Eienstien..."
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Kinda takes the sting out.
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10-06-2010 8:40 PM 		Reply to: Message 338 by ringo
10-06-2010 8:28 PM

Re: Franken-steen! Damn you, Franken-steen!
I think we've found the dark heart of his interpretive reading problem.
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Dost thou prate, rogue?
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Message 342 of 647 (585310)
10-07-2010 12:03 PM 		Reply to: Message 340 by onifre
10-07-2010 11:25 AM

Re: This goes in the "Are you fucking serious?" file
Mohler said he objects to "the idea that the body is a vehicle for reaching consciousness with the divine."
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I guess he's unaware of his faith's long record of mortification of the flesh in pursuit of visions.
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Or maybe he thinks it's okay to reach the divine through pain, but not through pleasure or even absence of pain, since many people take up yoga to combat chronic pain.
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Oh those kinky Southern Baptists. Fortunately, and unsurprisingly, their women are low hanging fruit.
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Of course, he's merely responding to a significant threat. Let everyone start feeling good about their bodies while seeking clarity of mind, and Xianity would wither away.
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Message 343 of 647 (585311)
10-07-2010 12:07 PM 		Reply to: Message 341 by nwr
10-07-2010 12:02 PM

Re: This goes in the "Are you fucking serious?" file
nwr writes:
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I'm just waiting for when they say that shouting "Rah! Rah!" at football games is contrary to Christianity.
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Well, children could hear that as "Raw! Raw!"...and they might not think of carrots.
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It's difficult to out far-fetch them.
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Message 346 of 647 (585314)
10-07-2010 12:24 PM 		Reply to: Message 345 by Panda
10-07-2010 12:18 PM

Re: This goes in the "Are you fucking serious?" file
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Ah, yes...The Salutation to Where The Sun Don't Shine
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Message 354 of 647 (586353)
10-12-2010 6:15 PM 		Reply to: Message 353 by onifre
10-12-2010 6:05 PM

Re: This made me laugh
Heh, I confess I grinned at it...but it's the really long trite posts that make my eyes bleed.
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If jar just needs more words, I know where he can get some.
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Message 357 of 647 (586365)
10-12-2010 7:10 PM 		Reply to: Message 356 by ringo
10-12-2010 6:56 PM

Re: This made me laugh
jar pithed him off...
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...even though massive solar storms are relevant.
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Dost thou prate, rogue?
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Message 359 of 647 (586372)
10-12-2010 7:42 PM 		Reply to: Message 358 by bluegenes
10-12-2010 7:38 PM

Re: This made me laugh
I click and click, but that Moose doesn't get any bigger...
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Oh.
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Real things always push back.
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Message 374 of 647 (588237)
10-23-2010 12:39 AM

Dennis savors the outcome of his duel with Dr Adequate...
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Dost thou prate, rogue?
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-William James
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Message 378 of 647 (588827)
10-28-2010 3:05 PM

This might not seem funny...
...but as someone who grew up in the Bible Belt, I know that evangelists never learn about indoctrination backlash.
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In 16 years, she'll be rolling in the back seat of some atheist's Chevy.
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Dost thou prate, rogue?
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Message 380 of 647 (588850)
10-28-2010 5:33 PM 		Reply to: Message 379 by jar
10-28-2010 5:25 PM

Re: This might not seem funny...
Well, in my day it would have been 13, and down by the creek or in the loft...
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I was trying to be nice.
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Dost thou prate, rogue?
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Message 382 of 647 (588955)
10-29-2010 10:25 AM 		Reply to: Message 381 by Taz
10-29-2010 9:47 AM

Re: This might not seem funny...
Whoa
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Not that there's anything wrong with that...
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Seems a damn shame, though. The killjoys have killed a lot of joy.
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Message 470 of 647 (593308)
11-25-2010 11:45 PM 		Reply to: Message 469 by bluescat48
11-25-2010 4:46 PM

Re: Ageist hat on
When I was stationed in 1970s Asia, those cards were used to track controlled purchases from the PX/Commissary system in an effort to restrain the black market: when you rotated stateside, you had to account for all the stereos, VCRs, etc., that you purchased in-country.
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My buddy fed the cards into the computer that tracked purchases.
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Life was good.
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Dost thou prate, rogue?
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