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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2507 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined: |
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dwise1 Member Posts: 5952 Joined: Member Rating: 5.2 |
At http://www.aofonline.org/audio-a-music.html
It's the classic tape by the late 1980's by sci-fi author Orson Scott Card (eg, Ender's Game) performed in fire-and-brimstone style. A must-hear. --------------------------------------------
The first commandment of secular humanism is, "Thou Shalt Think! {Those holy fundamentalists} want to reach out and take hold of the reigns of power. And in that moment, they lose all their holiness, all their holiness! Can you hear me? Am I talking loud enough? (chorus from the story of Creation):
And the strong nuclear force holds tight. The weak nuclear force hangs on. The electro-magnetic force shines so bright as if to say, "It is good." And gravity ... it just sits and sucks. Can you hear me? Am I talking loud enough?
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 831 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: |
Stay classy Republicans..... "What can be asserted without proof, can be dismissed without proof."-Hitch. |
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2507 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined:
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This is a indispensable resource for female sex tourists, and puts paid to the popular phallusy of world wide equality.
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fearandloathing Member (Idle past 4175 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: |
bluegenes writes: This is a indispensable resource for female sex tourists, and puts paid to the popular phallusy of world wide equality. Thank you ...lol...after a long day of dealing with Blue Cross I needed a good laugh.
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Dogmafood Member (Idle past 378 days) Posts: 1815 From: Ontario Canada Joined: |
I thought this was well done.
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dwise1 Member Posts: 5952 Joined: Member Rating: 5.2 |
Na, interessant. Aber was soll das bedeuten?
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Dogmafood Member (Idle past 378 days) Posts: 1815 From: Ontario Canada Joined: |
I don't speak German but I think it means that when your perceptions conflict with your beliefs, one of them has to change.
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2507 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined: |
This thread's gone quiet, so let's have a picture caption competition. Think up a newspaper style caption for the picture below, then we can all have some kind of vote for the best effort in a week or two.
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 314 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
Assuming that that's a mosque, I really can't think of a joke description of what they're doing and why they're doing it that would be funnier than a perfectly accurate account of the same thing.
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fearandloathing Member (Idle past 4175 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: |
Man asks friends to help him find lost contact, says " It was my last pair". "I hate to advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson Ad astra per aspera
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2507 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined:
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Dr Adequate writes: Assuming that that's a mosque, I really can't think of a joke description of what they're doing and why they're doing it that would be funnier than a perfectly accurate account of the same thing. You may have a point. I'll go with:
Competitors await judgement in annual South Istanbul Gay Club's "who's got the prettiest ass" competition.
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fearandloathing Member (Idle past 4175 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: |
Friends of Dr. Al Jammitinyurbutt practice for tomorrow's attempt to set a new Guinness record for " Most prostate exams in an hour". "I hate to advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson Ad astra per aspera
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2507 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined: |
White Sox fans pay homage to team.
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ringo Member (Idle past 441 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
"Mass Mooning at Gymnophobics Anonymous Meeting"
If you have nothing to say, you could have done so much more concisely. -- Dr Adequate
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