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Panda Member (Idle past 3743 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
Caffeine writes: There's a reason that the tabloid newspaper are often referred to as 'shit-sheets'... Got to love the responsibility and honesty that characterises the fifth estate in Britian:(And isn't the press the Fourth Estate?) The best response I saw was "I'm sure Diana's ghost will save us!"
(which requires you to be familiar with the UK tabloid's continuing obsession with Princess Diana.) Edited by Panda, : No reason given.If I were you And I wish that I were you All the things I'd do To make myself turn blue
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caffeine Member (Idle past 1055 days) Posts: 1800 From: Prague, Czech Republic Joined: |
(And isn't the press the Fourth Estate?) Fair point!
(which requires you to be familiar with the UK tabloid's continuing obsession with Princess Diana.) Maddy Maddy Di Di Maddy Maddy Di Di Maddy Di Di IMMIGRANTS Di!
Won't someone think of the house prices?
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Larni Member Posts: 4000 From: Liverpool Joined: |
*sniffle, wipes tear from eye*
Make's me proud to be an Englishman.The above ontological example models the zero premise to BB theory. It does so by applying the relative uniformity assumption that the alleged zero event eventually ontologically progressed from the compressed alleged sub-microscopic chaos to bloom/expand into all of the present observable order, more than it models the Biblical record evidence for the existence of Jehovah, the maximal Biblical god designer. -Attributed to Buzsaw Message 53 Moreover that view is a blatantly anti-relativistic one. I'm rather inclined to think that space being relative to time and time relative to location should make such a naive hankering to pin-point an ultimate origin of anything, an aspiration that is not even wrong. Well, Larni, let's say I much better know what I don't want to say than how exactly say what I do.
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Panda Member (Idle past 3743 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
quote: Further descriptions of The Daily Mail HERE. If I were you And I wish that I were you All the things I'd do To make myself turn blue
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Larni Member Posts: 4000 From: Liverpool Joined: |
I'm always greatful to the Daily Mail for keeping me up to date with the cancer cause/cure quotient for any given thing in the universe.
The above ontological example models the zero premise to BB theory. It does so by applying the relative uniformity assumption that the alleged zero event eventually ontologically progressed from the compressed alleged sub-microscopic chaos to bloom/expand into all of the present observable order, more than it models the Biblical record evidence for the existence of Jehovah, the maximal Biblical god designer. -Attributed to Buzsaw Message 53 Moreover that view is a blatantly anti-relativistic one. I'm rather inclined to think that space being relative to time and time relative to location should make such a naive hankering to pin-point an ultimate origin of anything, an aspiration that is not even wrong. Well, Larni, let's say I much better know what I don't want to say than how exactly say what I do.
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frako Member (Idle past 336 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
wealth vs rich occupy wall street reminded me of this Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand |
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frako Member (Idle past 336 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined:
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Pokemon are EVIL!!!! Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
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Artemis Entreri  Suspended Member (Idle past 4259 days) Posts: 1194 From: Northern Virginia Joined: |
mmmm chocolate and sodom are the two best places over there I have been.
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bluescat48 Member (Idle past 4220 days) Posts: 2347 From: United States Joined: |
This guy is nuttier than a fruit cake.
There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002 Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969 Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008
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frako Member (Idle past 336 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
naw he just dosent like the fact that Pokemon evolve
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3945 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0
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bluescat48 Member (Idle past 4220 days) Posts: 2347 From: United States Joined: |
Good One!!!!!
There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002 Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969 Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008
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frako Member (Idle past 336 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
On our freeking news site lol haha Supposedly alien ships are comming to earth and will arrive on the 28th of november. When i red this part i was like wtf your kidding me almost alredy thinking we gots to stock up on canned food and dry food. Get a few solar panels and some weapons. Then it continues There is a worldwide news cover up And i go:" you ment was right, was a news coverup and now they issued some statment, no oh god who decided to get an insane editor and writer. then it goes on the sopaceships are comming from the planet gootan (at this point im laughing my ass off) Gootan is not in our galaxyThe planet is 14 times larger then earth (we cant see planets that far out but hey it gets worse) The people of that planet are 10 times taller then humans, and 4 times as strong. The pople there are also much smarter then humans (i guess at some point they compared IQ tests resoults) People with a low IQ cant see their spaceships (i guess they want everybody to go along with it u know u see them spaceship saucers in the sky buba if you dont ya aint smart enough. Bubba sees them preaty colors. Life on earth is abbout to change drasticly, the people from gootan are our enemies and they came to eradicate all life on earth. (guess they had nothing better to do they decided to go for a drive, to the furthest insignificant planet and kill all life there.) Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
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Panda Member (Idle past 3743 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
Link plx!
If I were you And I wish that I were you All the things I'd do To make myself turn blue
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frako Member (Idle past 336 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
Moskisvet.com hope uncle google can translate for you
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
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