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I am a child of the sixties. I like the idea of someone picturing voices. If you can picture them in your mind, you could try painting them.But your friends might start giving you nervous funny looks, and visiting less frequently.Especially if you start seeing God in videos, like me and archy.

What might matter to me would be if I was made in his image. I think it might matter to my wife, as well.

A history of having just one child, and that one requiring an immaculate conception, doesn't sound too promising in the hardware department.

Christian angelology - Wikipedia

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Cherubim:

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They have four faces: one of each a man, an ox, a lion, and an eagle. The ox-face is considered the "true face", as later on in Ezekiel the ox's face is called a cherub's face (Chapter 10). They have four conjoined wings covered with eyes, and they have ox's feet.

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If Woody's been screwing around with oxen, lions and eagles, then all I can say is, and I hope I don't sound prudish, that I hope what happens in heaven definitely does stay in heaven. Sounds like Woody's a Hindu god.

Bad theology, surely.Before the fall, farts smelled of roses, sweat smelled of lavender, and piss smelled like wine.

Post your own favourite. Let's start a series.....

Almost everyone here will know these two classics, but for the sake of newcomers to the debate, they must be included in the section.

Continuing, in a sense, where the above video left off, Muslims can certainly compete with Christians for the best argument prize.Here, Harun Yahya informs us about the ancient Egyptian Darwinists.

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Those who imagine that the history of the nonsense that is evolution goes back only 150 years are mistaken. The evolution deception is the worst in the history of mankind, and its roots go back to Egyptian and Sumerian times with a history dating back thousands of years. Pharaoh, the most heretical and oldest representative of Darwinist philosophy, was a materialist who believed that all living things came into being by chance from the muddy waters of the Nile.

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The essential philosophy of the theory of evolution has been based on the same distorted conception ever since ancient Egypt. Darwinists in those days who adopted chance as their false god and those alive today all worship the same false deity. The Darwinists who once believed that life emerged from the muddy waters of the River Nile today claim that the first living cell came into existence out of muddy clay. Although the proofs of Creation were just as explicit and clear in those days, too, Pharaoh waged a ruthless campaign against them, and that same state of affairs still applies today. Today, 250 million fossils proving Creation are on open display to all. But just as in the time of Pharaoh, that same Darwinist mindset opposes the scientific facts with a terrible rage and anger.

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In ancient Egypt, the Prophet Musa (as) opposed Darwinism, the most heretical and superstitious religion in the history of mankind, with great and definitive proofs of Creation. Under Allah’s command, the Prophet Musa (as) cast his staff down onto the ground before the eyes of Pharaoh and his men. Through the great might of Allah it straight away turned into a snake and swallowed up all the false evidence of Pharaoh and his men. THROUGH THE WILL OF ALLAH, A WOODEN STAFF TURNED INTO A MOVING, EATING AND FLAWLESS SERPENT. This extraordinary evidence took place before the eyes of Pharaoh and his men, and was created to be undeniably magnificent. Yet Pharaoh’s denial, despite this explicit proof, shows the scale of the disaster to which the Darwinist mindset leads.

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This and more wisdom backed up by quotes from the Koran here

What? Haven't you read "A Brief History of Delusion?".