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subbie Member (Idle past 1284 days) Posts: 3509 Joined: |
Yerrg, scolding Admin for acting against the intentions of the forum founder in Message 9.
Yerrg writes: Before anything else, it is your call to close this thread, or to continue to argue with me on the relevancy of this thread in some board of this forum. The way I see you, you are already becoming an obstacle to the free flow of ideas in this forum against the intentions of the founder. If you know about the meltdown of the Internet Infidels Discussion Board (IIDB), it suffered a calamitous meltdown owing to people like you, who wielded so much power due to the confidence and trust in them from the part of owners of the board, that they started to act arbitrarily in their treatment of lesser supervisors and mass posters members of the forum. Now, read about the catastrophic meltdown of the Richard Dawkins forum, it is the same sad story of people like you who wielded so much power, that they did more harm than any good they thought they were serving in the forum, by their employment of arbitrary to my observation powers to obstruct the free flow of ideas. I am not going to continue to cater your obstructionistic or sadistic self-indulgence. Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -- Thomas Jefferson We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate ...creationists have a great way to detect fraud and it doesn't take 8 or 40 years or even a scientific degree to spot the fraud--'if it disagrees with the bible then it is wrong'.... -- archaeologist
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anglagard Member (Idle past 865 days) Posts: 2339 From: Socorro, New Mexico USA Joined: |
If we didn't laugh at stupidity, life would be too painful.
The idea of the sacred is quite simply one of the most conservative notions in any culture, because it seeks to turn other ideas - uncertainty, progress, change - into crimes. Salman Rushdie This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It’s us. Only us. - the character Rorschach in Watchmen
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subbie Member (Idle past 1284 days) Posts: 3509 Joined: |
If we didn't laugh at stupidity, life would be too painful. And there'd be an awful lot less to laugh at. Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -- Thomas Jefferson We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate ...creationists have a great way to detect fraud and it doesn't take 8 or 40 years or even a scientific degree to spot the fraud--'if it disagrees with the bible then it is wrong'.... -- archaeologist
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Nij Member (Idle past 4918 days) Posts: 239 From: New Zealand Joined: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgAA-sGG_pk
I fail at embedding. But this seems highly appropriate.
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Percy Member Posts: 22504 From: New Hampshire Joined: Member Rating: 4.9 |
He reminds me of Gabe Kaplan.
--Percy
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onifre Member (Idle past 2980 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
He reminds me of Gabe Kaplan. Haha! very true. A young Mr. Kotter. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2980 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Segway company owner dies after rolling into river.
I know it's not right to laugh at death, but fuck, the owner of Segway's dies on a Segway rolling his dumb-ass into river? It's comedy gold!!! I wonder if his last words were, "Hey, do these things have brakes? Oh shit.........." - Oni Edited by onifre, : No reason given. Edited by onifre, : No reason given.
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ringo Member (Idle past 441 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
onifre writes:
I laughed when Jim Fixx died. I'm wondering how Keith Richards could die that would make us laugh. (A cookie for anybody except oni who gets the reference.) I know it's not right to laugh at death, but fuck, the owner of Segway's dies on a Segway rolling his dumb-ass into river? "It appears that many of you turn to Hebrew to escape the English...." -- Joseppi
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Theodoric Member Posts: 9201 From: Northwest, WI, USA Joined: Member Rating: 3.2 |
Is it a reference to him snorting his fathers ashes?
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ringo Member (Idle past 441 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Hint: It's a joke made by oni's avatar.
"It appears that many of you turn to Hebrew to escape the English...." -- Joseppi
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Theodoric Member Posts: 9201 From: Northwest, WI, USA Joined: Member Rating: 3.2 |
just watched it on youtube. Funny bit
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onifre Member (Idle past 2980 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Hint: It's a joke made by oni's avatar. Then stolen, along with his entire act and persona, by Denis Leary. Here's a 3 part series on it: Denis Leary Vs. Bill Hicks PART 1/3 - Oni
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Buzsaw Inactive Member |
A preacher, a long time ago cited the monkey's viewpoint on evolution. It goes something like this:
If man evolved, the ornery cuss, for sure, he didn't evolve from us. Right on, Mr. Monkey! BUZSAW B 4 U 2 C Y BUZ SAW. The immeasurable present eternally extends the infinite past and infinitely consumes the eternal future.
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3991 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9 |
The monkey was right.
But you are wrong.
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Theodoric Member Posts: 9201 From: Northwest, WI, USA Joined: Member Rating: 3.2 |
You do realize that evolution does not claim such a thing don't you?
The funny part of the post is that a Preacher would say such a thing and show such utter ignorance. But that is typical for fundies.
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