Ramallah Times--In an attempt to prove that several prophecies about the end of days are true, EvCforum poster Buzsaw was blown to pieces in a suicide bomb attack at the Oz kebab joint in downtown Ramallah. No other casualties are reported
Local authorities say that this suicide bombing case is unusual, because it was not directed towards Israeli targets and not done by Palestinians. Hamas, Jihad Islami, Hizbullah, PFLP, Fatah, and al-Qaeda all denied their responsibility.
Mr Ossama 'Oz' Hussein, owner of the Oz kebab joint, was unharmed. Apparently he had walked out of there before the explosion. He was also the only eyewitness of the event.
"You see, this man that called himself Buzsaw suddenly broke into my restaurant and started yelling 'You want to kill me, right? You and your ilk wants to conquer Jerusalem and the whole world in your global jihad, right? Right? The book said so. Don't try to fool me by saying it's not true!'" Oz testified, "Then I realized that he strapped himself in a jacket full of explosives and said that he wouldn't go down without a fight, and even if he die trying, he'd still go to heaven. I got no weapon but my kebab knife, and I don't pick fights with senior citizens so I got out of there. Then he blew himself."
When asked about the losses, Oz said, "Luckily my insurance company covers for suicide bombings."
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