The EvC poster known as Joralex was struck and killed by a speeding car, while attempting to walk across a busy freeway. An eyewitness reported "He said that traffic was only a metaphysical assumption and then stepped out without looking, He didn't stand a chance".
Paramedics were hampered in their efforts to retrieve the body by angry relatives. Paramedic N. B. Parrot informed us: "They said that he was only resting. In the middle of the freeway !? I told them that I knew a dead body when I saw one, but they just called me 'invincibly ignorant' and started ranting about a 'fanatical devotion to materialism'. It was like something out of Monty Python."
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