The Jerusalem Post
October 15, 2003
Due to a time travel incident of bible advocate TrueCreation, we are forced to retract our obituary for Jesus Christ of Bethlehem (mistakenly referred to as "of Nazareth"). The Christ was found alive and well after surviving a crucifixion ordeal thanks to TrueCreation's introduction of
Macrotermitinae macrotermes to the Jerusalem warehouse of Lucius's Cross Emporium. As a consequence, the religion known as Christianity has ceased to exist.
In related news, Joralex - an EvC poster and author of "Yellow: The Color of Love" and "Quotations Are For Everyone Else" - has released his ninth book on the evolution of the species in the family Equidae. In its foreward by Stephen J. Gould, Gould praises the author for his tireless work in demonstration of the function of the natural world.
Buzsaw, Ancient Literature professor at Harvard, will be in town to give his world-famous lecture, "Talking Donkeys and Fire-Breathing Crocodiles: Were Ancient Societies Unintelligent or Just Creative?" Also speaking will be biblical archaeologist Dan Carroll, who will propose the possibility that the donkey, like himself, was perhaps just an exceptional example of a smart ass.
Fred Williams, however, is still just an electrical engineer.
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"Illuminant light,
illuminate me."
[This message has been edited by Rei, 10-15-2003]