Sadly, EvC regular Rei passed away in what doctors say was a case of posting induced Turette's Syndrome. In her last message of 500 (in just two minutes) responding to Fred Williams, she ended with "truncation, GA, logic, selection, F&%k, S?%t, program, whoop whoop whoop"
To which Fred responded "I am watching Caddyshack until next April so I will get back to you then" which may have ultimately lead to Rei's head exploding. It took some time for doctors to piece together the cause of this tragedy as an overwhelmed Moose had to sift through thousands of posts to supply investigators with, though he found time to post a thread called "EvC posting quality sucks in October, everybody stop".
Pastor Brad McFall gave a stirring homage to Rei closing with "Rei's vector and Provines nipples were no chicken on the Ph.D. highway when the hospital served donutes Einsteins condensation." Syamsu closed the ceremony by telling everyone to go away.