Humble and unassuming, Druid maiden, Asgara Sheeshalot was laid to rest for the 537th and final time this past week. Captain Percy, High Wizard of the Tunarian Police Force, told reports that though details are sketchy at this time, evidence has been found that points to Asgara's alter-ego, AdminAsgara, aka Queen of the Universe.
Department psychiatrist Dr. Zhimbo speculated that AdminAsgara, on a manic powertrip, killed Asgara to stop her from using her druidic powers of good to curb the self-proclaimed "Queen's" attempt to take over the world. (or at least the forum) No charges have been pressed due to fear of retribution.
Rumor has it that Asgara's power had been lessened lately by the Tunarian antlered wildlife's change of allegience to the new "Queen".
As Asgara's body hasn't returned to its bind point, there is no burial planned. A memorial service is planned for the second Tuesday after the first new moon after the Winter Solstice.
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"An unexamined life is not worth living" Socrates via Plato
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