Humour VI

whats wrong when your wife starts nagging while your wathing tv in the living room?Her leash is too long.Is this IamJoshep ?
Edited by frako, : No reason given.

if your stoned this messes with your mind at least its messing with mine

The sad think is most Americans probably do picture Europe that way

hey im a part of resident evil territory and i dont find it offensive, i know they dont know better im surprised its not actually a map of Africa with the letters Europe over it

kinda the way i view religious people and religion

wealth vs richoccupy wall street reminded me of this

Pokemon are EVIL!!!!

naw he just dosent like the fact that Pokemon evolve

On our freeking news site lol hahaSupposedly alien ships are comming to earth and will arrive on the 28th of november.When i red this part i was like wtf your kidding me almost alredy thinking we gots to stock up on canned food and dry food. Get a few solar panels and some weapons.Then it continuesThere is a worldwide news cover upAnd i go:" you ment was right, was a news coverup and now they issued some statment, no oh god who decided to get an insane editor and writer.then it goes onthe sopaceships are comming from the planet gootan (at this point im laughing my ass off)Gootan is not in our galaxy
The planet is 14 times larger then earth (we cant see planets that far out but hey it gets worse)
The people of that planet are 10 times taller then humans, and 4 times as strong.
The pople there are also much smarter then humans (i guess at some point they compared IQ tests resoults)
People with a low IQ cant see their spaceships (i guess they want everybody to go along with it u know u see them spaceship saucers in the sky buba if you dont ya aint smart enough. Bubba sees them preaty colors.
Life on earth is abbout to change drasticly, the people from gootan are our enemies and they came to eradicate all life on earth. (guess they had nothing better to do they decided to go for a drive, to the furthest insignificant planet and kill all life there.)

Moskisvet.com hope uncle google can translate for you

well now i kinda understand a noter article on the same site that has a direct link to it from 24ur.com is talking about a guy who got his ass burned while he tried to fire a firework rocket out of his ass

Haha its jesus im gonna convert lol

Some can even be bought with virgins, id take 3 fire breathing whores any day of the weak over 72 virgins but hey to each his own.