Humour VII

counterstrike - to slam down on the bar surface.

The Wayback Machine | Candorville The Wayback Machine | Candorville Enjoy.

Forbidden Enjoy

well it would seem to be more honest ... if we change the motto on the money toIn Greed We TrustEnjoy

Hi PandaThe sad thing is that no parody is needed.It didn't take 30 years ...Enjoy

And the political mud slide is just beginning ... ... actually those "industries" have been running since the LAST election ...Enjoy (if you can enjoy anything from the election ...)

soon to decide that it doesn't like bananas and that the banana was too ripe anyway ???Enjoy

That was my reaction too. Perhaps they haven't gone quite far enough yet ... Enjoy

ROFLOL Dilbert Comic Strip on 2012-09-08 | Dilbert by Scott Adams Enjoy

ACTION!!!(what happend to LIGHTS???)get some exorcism man (or cut down on the starch & sugars ... more meat less bun)Enjoy

Infomercial Smackdown, As Seen On TV - UpworthyEnjoy

Two Guys and Guy - 202 - The Breakthrough Yep

Enjoy

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best
patients to operate on.The first surgeon, from New York, says, 'I like to see accountants
on my operating table because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered.'The second, from Chicago, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, 'No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like
construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have
a few parts left over.'But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when
he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine..
Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.'EnjoyEdited by RAZD, : .

which brings us to this song to the tune of humoresque by Dvorak...passengers will please refrain
from using bathrooms while the train
is still within the station if you please ...EnjoyEdited by RAZD, : .Edited by RAZD, : ..Edited by RAZD, : .