Hope I havent offended any of the local gods.
I am most displeased.
I dont know about the gods but I met my goddess the other day.
Was she hot?
I knelt down to worship at the holy alter and all my prayers were answered.
Apparently she was.
You guys must not be doing it right.
She says that to all the boys.
You have to worship long and hard, and really mean it.
She says that too. But she means that one.
little bit of groveling is OK but not too much.
These goddesses are fickle creatures.
Pay attention and be patient, keep your eyes open and you ll come across one in no time.
The smutty innuendo continues.
Goddess bless.
You have been.
Hope I havent offended any of the local gods.
That was my godly wife you were coming across........
Hence my displeasure.
It will be thunderbolts at dawn for you m'lad.