Phat, if you can actually manage to ignore Ringo and jar in all these matters for the last 16 years I have no idea how to get through.
Except maybe this one:
I will give you $100 if you can provide me with a 5 page college freshman analysis with at least 5 footnotes according to Turabian style, at no more than a 20% flag rate for plagiarism. The topic of this term paper is:
Compare and contrast the Gospel according to St. Matthew with Bernie Sanders platform for the 2020 Democratic primary election.
No slummin', no Shining-level typewriter exercises, no bullshit.
Must achieve a 70% grade as judged by your peers (as in forum members).
Obviously, the paper will be published here. Should you achieve a passing grade you do not need to provide any contact information to receive the award. As a librarian, I have a special set of skills, I will hunt you down, I will find you, and I will hand you $100 ($150 if it takes longer than 30 days). If you run off to the Yukon, well, no find, no money.
Hey, the acquisition of money alone should pique you interest being the good capitalist image you project. You post a lot, so it should not even be work.
I look forward to the results of this challenge.
The problem with knowing everything is learning nothing.
If you don't know what you're doing, find someone who does, and do what they do.
Republican = death