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Rrhain Member Posts: 6351 From: San Diego, CA, USA Joined:
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The sad thing is, neither one has directly addressed the underlying assumption: That the pieces have any connection to the box. Blue doesn't directly state it, he only comments that the pieces were found "next to" the box, but he never explicitly states the possibility that perhaps, just perhaps, Pink should abandon the premise that the two are connected.
On the blog where this originally appeared, there was a huge hue and cry about the fact that the stubborn bunny who refused to put the puzzle together and accept that it wasn't a picture of a duck was female. (*sigh*) Gonna have to go with Myers on this one:
Sometimes a bunny is just a bunny Edited by Rrhain, : Yeesh! I misspelled his name.Rrhain Thank you for your submission to Science. Your paper was reviewed by a jury of seventh graders so that they could look for balance and to allow them to make up their own minds. We are sorry to say that they found your paper "bogus," specifically describing the section on the laboratory work "boring." We regret that we will be unable to publish your work at this time. Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can use mine.
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onifre Member (Idle past 2980 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Known in this forum for having sparked some violent, verbal assaults between Rrhain and myself (that lingers on today) with this video:
Patrice O'neal has passed away at the age of 41.
Comedian Patrice O'Neal died Tuesday morning. Whatever the opinions of him may have been, both here and in the outside world, he was an amazing comic with his own unique voice and views and was never apologetic for being himself. He was a bad mother fucker who will be sadly missed in the comedy world. There is no one in the game doing or saying what he said, whether you agree with it or not, it's an angle lost when he died. At his best: This truly sucks, sad sad day. - Oni
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frako Member (Idle past 335 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
LOLChristianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand |
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1435 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined:
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Church Ladies With Typewriters
They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.-------------------------- The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.' -------------------------- Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. -------------------------- Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you. -------------------------- Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help. -------------------------- Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. -------------------------- For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. -------------------------- Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get. -------------------------- Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days. -------------------------- A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.. -------------------------- At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice. -------------------------- Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones. -------------------------- Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. -------------------------- Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.. -------------------------- The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility. -------------------------- Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow. -------------------------- The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. -------------------------- This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin. -------------------------- Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM . All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. Is done. -------------------------- The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday. -------------------------- Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM . Please use the back door. -------------------------- The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM . The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. -------------------------- Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church Please use large double door at the side entrance. -------------------------- The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours. (from an email - third or fourth time I've seen it) Enjoy.by our ability to understand Rebel American Zen Deist ... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share. Join the effort to solve medical problems, AIDS/HIV, Cancer and more with Team EvC! (click) |
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Artemis Entreri  Suspended Member (Idle past 4258 days) Posts: 1194 From: Northern Virginia Joined: |
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Shield Member (Idle past 2892 days) Posts: 482 Joined: |
It's only zero if you don't count all the teaparty protesters who WERE actually arrested..
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Theodoric Member Posts: 9202 From: Northwest, WI, USA Joined: Member Rating: 3.2 |
So waving a flag makes you some sort of great american?
And what is it the people were arrested for? Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts
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Panda Member (Idle past 3742 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined:
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Since this is in the humour thread, I guess you wanted us to laugh at you for thinking that those statistics are correct.
If I were you And I wish that I were you All the things I'd do To make myself turn blue
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 314 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
I'm having trouble counting the signs asking for government handouts. Perhaps you could point them out to me.
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Adminnemooseus Administrator Posts: 3976 Joined: |
Occupy Wall Street
Or, I guess not - That topic is in the "Summations Only" mode. Do we need an "Occupy Wall Street, part 2"? Adminnemooseus
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Shield Member (Idle past 2892 days) Posts: 482 Joined: |
Don't you see them? They're right there. Right up there in Artemis Entreris head.
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Artemis Entreri  Suspended Member (Idle past 4258 days) Posts: 1194 From: Northern Virginia Joined:
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the last 6 posts are what makes it so funny
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Admin Director Posts: 13044 From: EvC Forum Joined: Member Rating: 2.3 |
Anyone with something funny to post, this is the place.
Anyone with issues from a discussion thread, this is not the place.
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frako Member (Idle past 335 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
Job offer in slovenia that made the news
Assistant fortune teller Aplicant needs a primary school education and must be at least 18He needs skills in love and family magic. Can take a class in white or black magic at the company, the wage is 748,10 EUR monthly plus stimulus for the work done. Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand |
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 314 days) Posts: 16113 Joined:
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