are lies meant to get you to buy gold at its highest price in decades, from people who have a lot of gold to sell.
Which people are such successful scammers that they are able to take out three full-page ads this last week in our small-town newspaper, soliciting marks to come sell Grandpa's gold watch and Grandma's gold fillings at the Holiday Inn Express this weekend. And they will no doubt pay $500 an ounce tops, and then resell it to Buz for $1430. Who the hell knows what a Troy Ounce is anyway?
You are one of those marks, Buz.
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