There is no such thing as The Bible

the whole idea of interpretation and different versions and stresses on words and where commas goes becomes so precarious that it almost seems useless to even try to figure out which one is correct. it's so late in the game who really knows? besides, it's not even the same language at all anymore. not even close! what we're trying to do is ridiculous! but, alas, someone has to do it. i'd like to meet the person that got to stamp the words "THE HOLY" on their copy or translation of the Bible. because they are the person now that has set the standard for which commas stresses and emphasis' are the standard and most trusted versions.