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ringo Member (Idle past 443 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
onifre writes:
I really don't think the rest of the world would notice the difference. Basil is exactly how many of us see the U.S. all the time. And I'm not joking, I really would LOVE to see this dude at least run for president. Life is like a Hot Wheels car. Sometimes it goes behind the couch and you can't find it.
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ringo Member (Idle past 443 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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quote:You neglected to mention that the Canadian was holding a hockey stick, which was why the American was afraid to hit him with the lights on. Life is like a Hot Wheels car. Sometimes it goes behind the couch and you can't find it.
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ringo Member (Idle past 443 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Taz writes:
That's why I'm immune to scammers: I'm not smart enough to understand the plan (or card games).
Obviously, it's a very complex plan. Taz writes:
Invite him to help you rob a casino in Las Vegas. Ask him if he has nine buddies who are interested. What should I write back now? Whatever you do, don't go to Iraq because you'll wind up having to take a group of refugees across the border into Iran and that isn't as easy as it sounds. Life is like a Hot Wheels car. Sometimes it goes behind the couch and you can't find it.
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ringo Member (Idle past 443 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Taz writes:
I hate to break it to you but you weren't her first choice. She sent me that same message more than a week ago. Now I'm beginning to wonder if there wasn't somebody before me too. Percy, just thought you might want to know. I just received the following message from the member malry10. Life is like a Hot Wheels car. Sometimes it goes behind the couch and you can't find it.
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ringo Member (Idle past 443 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Percy writes:
I remember seeing George Carlin on TV years ago. After the initial applause died down, he opened his mouth as if to say something (funny) but then he paused. He opened his mouth again, then paused again and people started to snicker. He stood there for what seemed like five minutes, about to say something but never actually saying anything and he had the audience rolling in the aisles. The material itself was not the strongest, but in my experience it's the comedic persona that is most important. George Carlin had some funny things to say and some profound things to say but he was at his funniest when he was just being George Carlin. Edited by ringo, : Spellman. Life is like a Hot Wheels car. Sometimes it goes behind the couch and you can't find it.
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ringo Member (Idle past 443 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
One of my favourite Ray Bradbury stories, The Pedestrian, is about a guy who gets arrested for walking.
Life is like a Hot Wheels car. Sometimes it goes behind the couch and you can't find it.
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ringo Member (Idle past 443 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Tram law writes:
That reminds me of a chemistry joke: orthodox, paradox and metaphysicians. A nun of the above. A nun the less. A bar nun. (Aren't chemists hilarious?) Life is like a Hot Wheels car. Sometimes it goes behind the couch and you can't find it.
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ringo Member (Idle past 443 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Tram law writes:
A pair of docs could be quacks. Every time I hear the word Paradox I think it sounds like a pair of ducks. Life is like a Hot Wheels car. Sometimes it goes behind the couch and you can't find it.
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ringo Member (Idle past 443 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
I came across this while posting in another thread:
quote:I had to turn smilies off in the post so jaywill wouldn't think I was making fun of the Bible. I wonder what Paul was trying to tell us (nudge nudge wink wink). More proof that the Bible authors were ahead of their time. "It appears that many of you turn to Hebrew to escape the English...." -- Joseppi
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ringo Member (Idle past 443 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
My favourite joke was "V. Gates".
"It appears that many of you turn to Hebrew to escape the English...." -- Joseppi
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ringo Member (Idle past 443 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
onifre writes:
I laughed when Jim Fixx died. I'm wondering how Keith Richards could die that would make us laugh. (A cookie for anybody except oni who gets the reference.) I know it's not right to laugh at death, but fuck, the owner of Segway's dies on a Segway rolling his dumb-ass into river? "It appears that many of you turn to Hebrew to escape the English...." -- Joseppi
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ringo Member (Idle past 443 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Hint: It's a joke made by oni's avatar.
"It appears that many of you turn to Hebrew to escape the English...." -- Joseppi
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ringo Member (Idle past 443 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Buzsaw writes:
When your relatives pretend they don't know you, do you take the hint? If man evolved, the ornery cuss, for sure, he didn't evolve from us. "It appears that many of you turn to Hebrew to escape the English...." -- Joseppi
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ringo Member (Idle past 443 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
That's what you get from unnatural cohabitation.
"It appears that many of you turn to Hebrew to escape the English...." -- Joseppi
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ringo Member (Idle past 443 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Dawn Bertot to jar:
Ol' Dawn Bertot had a farm, O-I-E-I-E. "Of course your club and mine differ Eienstien..." "It appears that many of you turn to Hebrew to escape the English...." -- Joseppi
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