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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 314 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
Life Changing Christian PC Video Games
Hello, Thank you for taking a moment to read this email. It is our understanding that you may be interested in receiving coupons and discounts on our quality PC-based Christian video games for children, teens and adults. Our games are supported by Focus on the Family, the Billy Graham Center and numerous evangelical preachers who appreciate that our games provide a healthy alternative to other violent games. --- Speaking as their target audience ... ... ah, sheesh.
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Coragyps Member (Idle past 764 days) Posts: 5553 From: Snyder, Texas, USA Joined: |
provide a healthy alternative to other violent games. I wonder if they really wanted that "other" in there?
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jar Member (Idle past 424 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined: |
Are you kidding. That is the publisher of the Left Behind series of violent games.
Anyone so limited that they can only spell a word one way is severely handicapped!
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frako Member (Idle past 336 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
Out now Jesus of Nazaret, where you get to play jesus, heal people, test your skills of bible knowlage and turn water in to wine. out now for only 99.99$ for all ages from 1 to 99, and that is not all if you order whitin the next 15 minutes you also get the all time favorite Missionary game where you can convert all the ungodly heretics whit any mens at your dispozal, making the world a better place.
something like that in their game pack. lol seriusly what games do they have to offer?
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onifre Member (Idle past 2981 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Craziest thing I've seen on The Wheel.
This and Vana not aging one year in the last 30 years makes The Wheel more and more perplexing. - Oni
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xongsmith Member Posts: 2587 From: massachusetts US Joined: Member Rating: 7.0 |
Hah - i solved it with ZERO letters. My 56k dial-up prevented me from seeing the answer first. Go 56k!!!
- nate
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nwr Member Posts: 6412 From: Geneva, Illinois Joined: Member Rating: 5.3 |
Wow! Totally insane video.
No webpage found at provided URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJB2Woe5zeQ (found via the pharyngula blog) And for more crazy, also found via pharyngula, The Liberal Clause: Socialism on a Sleigh Jesus was a liberal hippie
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Panda Member (Idle past 3743 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
If I was a being from another planet with super-advanced technology - I would be mighty disappointed if I had to use YouTube to communicate with Barack Obama.
But I am very impressed with the amount of plastic surgery she was willing to go through, in order to resemble a human being. {abe}I think this is by her too. quote:Forbidden Edited by Panda, : No reason given.
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frako Member (Idle past 336 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
OMG!!!
I think she should go find shelter whit the Insanions at any embassy they established on Erth. The code word for these embassies is mental hospitals. Edited by frako, : No reason given.
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1435 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
From Forbidden
enjoy now I take the rest of the day to rebuild my laptop .... even more fun. by our ability to understand Rebel American Zen Deist ... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share. Join the effort to solve medical problems, AIDS/HIV, Cancer and more with Team EvC! (click)
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Dogmafood Member (Idle past 379 days) Posts: 1815 From: Ontario Canada Joined: |
Source Mystery missile launch reported off California coast - BBC News
quote: Missile you say? Umm....no wasn't our Trident II. Shouldn't be anything to worry about though. We'll look into it and get back to you.
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onifre Member (Idle past 2981 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
enjoy - Oni
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 831 days) Posts: 3193 Joined:
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Species8472 Junior Member (Idle past 4912 days) Posts: 29 Joined: |
RAZD writes
quote:Forgive me, but according to what I remember from a couple of your past posts, aren't you suppose to be like 50's or 60's? Old people aren't suppose to know how to work around with technology. That's for us young folks. You're suppose to be figuring out how to turn on the computer, not rebuilding it.
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frako Member (Idle past 336 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
lol its like a lego block puzzle you cant put anything together wrong. Now putting together a "Schrnkaparat" a device that bends the teeth of a sawblade a little so it cuts a wider path in the wood than the with of the blade is fucking hard. Fristly no fucking room it is like trying to work in your back pocket, secondly a precise order how to put things in and you usualy find out you put something in too soon or to late during the build when you are almost fhinished, thirdly the thing looks so simple and is of simple construct that you loose your cool the first time you try to put it back together.
And as you might have guessed i put one together yesterday and it took me 2 f&%$ days i had to take it appart 5 times to get it back together right.
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