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frako
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Message 173 of 553 (618230)
06-02-2011 11:20 AM
Reply to: Message 170 by caffeine
06-02-2011 10:19 AM


Lol if the dude really wanted that pen he should act stupid and just take it with the box after the conference was over and not be so obvious he is stealing it.
here are some tough political negotiations from various countries
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frako
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Message 183 of 553 (618502)
06-03-2011 2:29 PM


Funny protests
Well a year ago a few Gypsies protested in front of our town hall demanding that the county provides them with watter or new apartments, Their houses where built illegally whiteout a permit and everybody has-to pay for electricity, water and stuff like that to be brought to their home.
If it where up to me id call the nearest bulldozer to plow down their houses and send them the bill.
A noter group of gypsies protested against a minister by naming a piglet after him and eating him afterwards.
and this guy who holds the record of protests a day
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frako
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Message 192 of 553 (618998)
06-07-2011 1:03 PM


lol

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Message 194 of 553 (619004)
06-07-2011 1:18 PM



frako
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Message 197 of 553 (619069)
06-08-2011 4:19 AM


Police officers shoot, what they think, is an alligator. Turns out, it was a lawn ornament.
ROFL
http://www.wkrg.com/...rete-croc/1207340/Jun-02-2011_3-23-pm

frako
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Message 198 of 553 (619072)
06-08-2011 4:58 AM


To the people who whistle at someone to get their attention like they were dogs, let this be your ONE and ONLY warning..... The next time it is done to me, I will walk right up to you and PISS on your leg.
Haha lol read this on FB lol

frako
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Message 202 of 553 (619201)
06-09-2011 4:47 AM


3 Old ladies talk about how forgetful they have become.
The first says sometimes i go to the fridge and i forget why i went there.
The second says thats nothing sometimes i find myself outside my house and i forget was i going some where or coming back.
The third says i luckily dont have such problems *she knocks on wood* After that she replies: who is it?

frako
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Message 203 of 553 (619437)
06-09-2011 7:04 PM


A Gorenc
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frako
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Message 208 of 553 (619713)
06-11-2011 1:58 PM


More funny laws:
California
Belvedere
City Council order reads: No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.
A very common law but the wording isn't common
25-13-105 - Unlawful acts.
(1) Except as otherwise provided in this article, it is
unlawful for any person:
(d) To willfully mar, mutilate, deface, disfigure, or
injure beyond normal use any rocks, trees, shrubbery, wild
flowers, or other features of the natural environment in
recreation areas of the state;
Dont go mutilating rocks in Colorado State park folks
� 81-3. License required; number restricted.
A. No person shall have in any place within a permanent structure open to the general public or occupied by any club or association any mechanical amusement device without first having obtained a license therefor.
B. Notwithstanding the provisions of Subsection A, no person shall have in any place within a permanent structure open to the general public more than four mechanical amusement devices.
Arcades in Rocky Hill must really be boring only 4 machines allowed.
Southington
In the mid 1990s, a group of children ran up to a police officer and sprayed him with silly string during the Apple Harvest Festival. To prevent such acts from happening again, the ban was passed on the sale of the product.
Silly string is banned poor kids they cant have any fun
The Texas Constitution
Article 1 - BILL OF RIGHTS
Section 4 - RELIGIOUS TESTS
No religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office, or public trust, in this State; nor shall any one be excluded from holding office on account of his religious sentiments, provided he acknowledge the existence of a Supreme Being.
They really dont like Atheists in Texas
CHAPTER 43. PUBLIC INDECENCY
SUBCHAPTER B. OBSCENITY
Too long to post basically talks about obscenity and prohibits the ownership of 6 or more dildos or artificial vagina's. Texas where else
Sec. 6-20. Miscellaneous provisions.
(e) Conduct at special events. Offensive language, gestures, reckless driving or unruly conduct will not be tolerated at an event. Applicants are responsible for the actions of all spectators, visitors, guests, participants, or invitees to a special event.
If there is an event you cant give anyone the finger. Galveston
39-3-101 Definitions.
In this part, and in every law relating to or affecting animals, the words animal or dumb animal shall be held to include every living creature;
LOL Tennessee
8-105 Prohibited conduct or activities by beer permit holders
It shall be unlawful for any beer permit holder to:
(1) Allow any loud, unusual, or obnoxious noises to emanate from his premises.
Kimball, LOL what do they expect to have meditation meetings at the local pub.
8.2-361. Crimes against nature.
A. If any person carnally knows in any manner any brute
animal, or carnally knows any male or female person by the
anus or by or with the mouth, or voluntarily submits to
such carnal knowledge, he or she shall be guilty of a Class
6 felony, except as provided in subsection B.
No oral sex in Virginia, the classes of the felony go to class 3 felony if grandparents have oral or anal sex with their grandson/daughter who is at the age of 13 to less then 18 years old.
Must have been happening allot to have a special law about it

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frako
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Message 211 of 553 (619719)
06-11-2011 2:50 PM
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06-11-2011 2:29 PM


Re: Pay your taxes
16-12-100.1.
(6) 'Sadomasochistic abuse' means flagellation or torture by or upon a person who is nude or clad in undergarments or in revealing or bizarre costume or the condition of being fettered, bound, or otherwise physically restrained on the part of one so clothed.
Georgia.
Dont go around handcuffing clowns.
The value of Pi is 3.
*Not an actual law*
Was proposed in the 1897 session of the Indiana General Assembly. Engrossed Bill No. 246. The bill was passed in the house of representatives, but it was indefinately postponed in the Senate. That status remains today.
LOL someone hat math trouble.

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frako
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Message 212 of 553 (619721)
06-11-2011 3:20 PM
Reply to: Message 210 by fearandloathing
06-11-2011 2:29 PM


Re: Pay your taxes
fearandloathing
Only 2 things in life are cretin
Death
And
Taxes

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frako
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Message 213 of 553 (619774)
06-12-2011 8:38 AM


Some funny warnings
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Rowenta Iron
The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book:
To place or answer a call, lift the handset.
To place a call, dial the desired number.
To end the call, hang up the handset.
To put a call on Hold: Press Hold.
Lucent Technologies Model 6210 Telephone
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Child-Sized Superman Costume
Suitable for vegetarians.
Sainsburys Mineral Water
Bottle exclusively designed for the use of Volvic Natural Mineral Water. Do not refill.
Volvic Natural Mineral Water
Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.
Moet White Star Champagne
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
American Airlines Peanuts
Warning: This product contains nuts.
Sainsbury Peanuts
Ingredient: Sugar
Domino Pire Cane Granulated Sugar
Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.
Carefree Gum
This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle.
Demazin Infant Drops
Do not drive a car or run machinery.
Boot’s Childrens Cough Medicine
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
Zantac 75
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
Komatsu Floodlight
Not Dishwasher Safe
RCA Television Remote Control
To prevent possible injury, do not apply the hose or the lid sealer to any part of the body while vacuum pump is in operation.
Foodsealer (Vacuum seals foods)
Warning to tourists: don’t laugh at the natives.
Highway 26, Idaho Falls, Idaho
WARNING: This bag is not a toy.
McDonald’s Power Rangers Toy
Some assembly required.
500-piece puzzle
Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.
Craftsman Push Mower
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
Jonsreds Chainsaw

frako
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Message 215 of 553 (619818)
06-12-2011 3:14 PM


Add Fails

frako
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Message 220 of 553 (619919)
06-13-2011 8:55 AM


Lol goto love futurama

frako
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Message 248 of 553 (622008)
06-30-2011 2:49 AM


This guy really deserves the golden crockoduck award.

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