Doesn't hurt to be a Bible lateralist either.
Certainly not. Far better than being a Bible Contortionist, Delusionalist, Illusionist...or even more Alice-in-Wonderlandingly; an a-la-carte Bible Liberalist. ("I'll have Mark to start, Matthew for main course (medium rare). I'll skip Luke and (cos he wasn't there). You can put John in a doggy bag - thanks. Oh! and regarding allergens - there's no Paul in any of this, is there?)
(Ever read anything by Edward de Bono?)
Never 'eard of 'em m8. Ever listened to U2's Bono?
Album "How to dismantle an atomic bomb"
Track: "Yahweh"
Take these shoes
Click clacking down some dead end street
Take these shoes
And make them fit
Take this shirt
Polyester white trash made in nowhere
Take this shirt
And make it clean, clean
Take this soul
Stranded in some skin and bones
Take this soul
And make it sing
Yahweh, Yahweh
Always pain before a child is born (et tu Bono, et tu?)
Yahweh, Yahweh
Still I'm waiting for the dawn
Take these hands
Teach them what to carry
Take these hands
Don't make a fist
Take this mouth
So quick to criticise (*blush*)
Take this mouth
Give it a kiss
Yahweh, Yahweh
Always pain before a child is born
Yahweh, Yahweh
Still I'm waiting for the dawn
Still waiting for the dawn, the sun is coming up
The sun is coming up on the ocean
This love is like a drop in the ocean (understatement: not usually Bono's strongpoint)
This love is like a drop in the ocean
Yahweh, Yahweh
Always pain before a child is born
Yahweh, tell me now
Why the dark before the dawn? (C'mon Bono - that's easy)
Take this city
A city should be shining on a hill
Take this city
If it be your will
What no man can own, no man can take
Take this heart
Take this heart
Take this heart
And make it break
Edited by iano, : No reason given.