A Japanese beauty jealous of a rival in the Emperor's court hired a Korean circus troop to train a trio of acrobatic sun bares to prevent the rocks from making it to the bottom of the hill. She did this to discredit a 7
th century mayor of an adjoining town who once, when accused of dipping into the treasury, said "If I am guilty let rocks roll only half way down a hill." Her motive being that if she discredit this mayor his Great-great-greatgreat grandson would be so humiliated that he would shed a tear, which would be collected by by his nurse and delivered to the apothecary who would use it to make a love potion that would be administered to said rival. The rival would fall in love with the shamed descendant, moving away from the court to wed and live in seclusion forever.
I would hope, Daniel4140, that you would not find my hypothesis very scientific. Nevertheless, this hypothesis is better then the God acts hypothesis that you present. Why? Because no individual element of my theory is beyond investigation or reason.
- Are there Japanese beauties?
Most certainly.
- Could she have a rival?
Most certainly.
- Could she be jealous of this rival?
Most certainly.
- Are there Korean circuses for hire?
Most certainly.
- Can sun bears be trained?
Most certainly.
- Could I go on?
Dare me.
I have not provide a stick of evidence that the elements came together, but at lease I can provide evidence that the elements exist.
Can you do as much for yours?
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Genesis 2
17 But of the ponderosa pine, thou shalt not eat of it; for in the day that thou shinniest thereof thou shalt sorely learn of thy nakedness.
18 And we all live happily ever after.