A Modern Day Miracle Man - Establishes the Supernatural Realm

let me guess, another faith healer prophet giving out prophecies which (even if manage to be "accurate"*) aren't anywhere near being useful?there's a million of them, their claims all so far devolve into noise when looked at under the bright light of reason.* "accurate" means that "something approximately of the same type of general thing happened in some generically plausible analogue of the place suggested to a somewhat similar group of people who may or may not be anywhere near the general area suggested by the words this 'prophet' used"**** meaning he's got the whole world to base his predictions in. I could give you a million of them and be right.I bet at this moment (and pray with me my sons and daughters) there is a man (or he may be a boy, or a girl, or a manly woman, or a womanly man) and he probably has hair and maybe a beard. or just leg-hair. or just a really hairy back. And he is up a ladder, or a lift, near a building and that building is on fire! pray with me, then, pray that the fire is put out. hallelujah!

are you telling me that there AREN'T a million prophets out there, all claiming to know the truth?Fine, yeah, right. I'll just ignore the fact that there have been many exclamations by the jehovah's witnesses about the end of the world (so far all wrong), many exclamations by various doomsday cults that the mother ship would come get them (periodically either poisoning themselves or being told that they were so righteous that the earth was spared) and, well, every prophet ever, really.I'll ignore your blasphemous cry to go ahead - I gave you a prophecy! I dare you to prove me it didn't happen somewhere in the world that VERY second.I double-dog-dare you.and if your inability to understand the dripping sarcasm coming off that definition of the word "accurate" then no wonder you're fooled hook, line and sinker.I have a bridge you may like to purchase.

and he's a jolly good feeelllooowww and so say all of us, right?plenty of con-men do this.I could give you a similarly airy-fairy arsty-farsty non-specific exo-generalistic prophecy, but...as strict discordian I'm not supposed to.** we're all members of a non-prophet organization (tee hee)