"I already knew that I would recieve an untruthful answer from someone like you."
I'm on rather familiar terms with Schrafinator, and I can assure you that thoughts like "Damn, this chicken salad is good" pop into her mind very regularly. I also happen to know which chicken salad she's talking about, and I agree with here wholeheartedly. It's freakin' delicious, and I didn't really know that chicken salad could be so good.
I think it primarily has to do with the quality of the chicken. Most chicken produced in this country in rather bland and uninspiring, but if you're willing to pay extra for truly fine chicken meat, the flavor is amazing.
I think that if you are mocking this thought of Schraf's, then you really truly don't know what fine chicken salad is.
I feel sorry for you, and your empty culinary life.