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onifre Member (Idle past 2981 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Just saw this post. Sorry for the late reply dude.
Oni's all: "Yeah, lets go back to killing white people so nobody get offended" I lol'd. Haha! It's true though. Especially with the sensitve war with Muslims it seems they don't want us killing brown people.
I was dissappointed that you don't game more. Especially admitting that you can't handle the first person shooters. Granted, it takes a lot of time to get good enough to survive and I suppose you have better things to do. Dude I just can't get through one of those games. I like Splinter Cell because it was calm and methodical, I could smoke a bowl and relax. Call of Duty and games like it are just chaos. It doesn't seem fun. Everyone that I know plays it only talks about how much it frustrates them and how angry they get. Fuck, I have enough of that on the subway. - Oni
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fearandloathing Member (Idle past 4175 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: |
A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves. ― Edward R. Murrow "You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them" - Ray Bradbury |
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 832 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: |
Pfft. Don't lie. We all know Carlos Mencia is your favorite of all time.
"Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." -Dawkins
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onifre Member (Idle past 2981 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Pfft. Don't lie. We all know Carlos Mencia is your favorite of all time. Curse you in the name of Allah! - Oni
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 315 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
Also, women in uniform versus women in burqas? I'm standing to attention and saluting right now, if you know what I mean.
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Dogmafood Member (Idle past 379 days) Posts: 1815 From: Ontario Canada Joined: |
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 315 days) Posts: 16113 Joined:
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It seems that this is National Poetry Day, so here's one of my recent little squibs. It first appeared on the blog of the Digital Cuttlefish, which you should read.
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Through A Glass, Darkly I asked the preacher to expoundwhere in the Bible it is found, and where in Scripture written why evil flourishes, and why when blameless children starve and die still tyrants live unsmitten. He sighed: Alas! If we but knew;but I am human, so are you: a humble, mortal man. We cannot see things through God’s eyes or with his wisdom, know how wise the workings of his plan. The ways of God are not our ways;that’s what the Bible clearly says (Isaiah 55). We cannot know; God only knows: the dead are dead because he chose and those who live, alive. His thoughts are not our thoughts, alas!We see as through a darkened glass (according to St. Paul). Don’t fuss yourself with asking why; in Heaven, maybe, when you die perhaps you’ll know it all. I thanked him more than once or twicefor all of his profound advice, and made a careful note. I have another question, then I asked this humblest of men. Say, how would Jesus vote? I’m glad you asked, replied the man;he’s certainly Republican and hates the Democrats. He sheddeth his eternal light upon extremists on the right and doesn’t think they’re bats. I know for sure the great I AMthinks global warming is a scam, in every last degree. He favors tort reform as well, and has a special place in Hell for those who don’t agree. Ye demons of the Left, despair!His curse is on Obamacare (he hates the Kenyan’s guts). And woe to those who separate in any way, the Church and State: that really drives him nuts. Don’t peril your immortal soulby advocating gun control; that’s sinful, I’m afraid. His hand is on the GOP, and need I spell it out how he interprets Roe v. Wade? He loves the rich, of that I’m sure(when he said Blessed are the poor that’s really what he meant.) He hates the Mexicans and blacks; he favors a consumption tax of six point five percent. Ah, wicked and corrupt must bethose sinful folk who disagree, and willfully obtuse. So plain are all God’s thoughts and ways that just as the apostle says ‘they are without excuse’. |
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xongsmith Member Posts: 2587 From: massachusetts US Joined: Member Rating: 7.0 |
I thought this a humour thread....number VII in fact.
This was furthest from funny for me.I didn't get the joke. Can someone enlighten me? - xongsmith, 5.7d
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Dogmafood Member (Idle past 379 days) Posts: 1815 From: Ontario Canada Joined: |
Sarcasm I guess. Not very funny but certainly a joke.
If it is not laughable that some biologist convinced a judge that the weather was to blame then I don't know what is. Funny in a mad sort of way. Sorry to have fowled up the thread.
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Coyote Member (Idle past 2136 days) Posts: 6117 Joined: |
Sorry to have fowled up the thread.
No problem. It really quacked me up!
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