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petrophysics1 Inactive Member |
Obama better hope a Kicked Ass is covered under Obamacare. (Dennis Miller)
Obama came off worse last night... than he did in his debate against Clint Eastwood (Rush) At the very least, it was the first time in history that a Mormon kicked a black dude's ass. (Joe Mande) Romney's doing an awesome job moderating while Jim takes a light nap. (Zack Braff) Obama made a lot of great points tonight. Unfortunately, most of them were for Romney (Bill Maher) Al Gore blames altitude for Obama's debate loss. You'd think Obama's college years would prepare him for being that high. (indecision)
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subbie Member (Idle past 1285 days) Posts: 3509 Joined: |
No problem. It really quacked me up! I was hoping you'd duck that lame pun.Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -- Thomas Jefferson We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate Howling about evidence is a conversation stopper, and it never stops to think if the claim could possibly be true -- foreveryoung
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Coyote Member (Idle past 2136 days) Posts: 6117 Joined: |
No problem. It really quacked me up! I was hoping you'd duck that lame pun. (Not my best pun; I was winging it.)
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subbie Member (Idle past 1285 days) Posts: 3509 Joined: |
Sorry, just wanted to goose you a little. Birds of a feather.....Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -- Thomas Jefferson We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate Howling about evidence is a conversation stopper, and it never stops to think if the claim could possibly be true -- foreveryoung
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Coyote Member (Idle past 2136 days) Posts: 6117 Joined: |
Sorry, just wanted to goose you a little. Birds of a feather..... Well flock you then! I wanted to get down, but...
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subbie Member (Idle past 1285 days) Posts: 3509 Joined: |
Well flock you then! I wanted to get down, but... That would certainly fit the bill.Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -- Thomas Jefferson We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate Howling about evidence is a conversation stopper, and it never stops to think if the claim could possibly be true -- foreveryoung
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Coyote Member (Idle past 2136 days) Posts: 6117 Joined: |
Well flock you then! I wanted to get down, but... That would certainly fit the bill. Eider we get more creative or we'll have to quit dabbling at it. Time will teal.
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subbie Member (Idle past 1285 days) Posts: 3509 Joined: |
Eider we get more creative or we'll have to quit dabbling at it. Time will teal. I've got other things on my mind, I'm just Peking in here off and on. Drake it or leave it.Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -- Thomas Jefferson We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate Howling about evidence is a conversation stopper, and it never stops to think if the claim could possibly be true -- foreveryoung
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Coyote Member (Idle past 2136 days) Posts: 6117 Joined: |
I've got other things on my mind, I'm just Peking in here off and on. Drake it or leave it. It is getting difficult to come up with anything fresh on ducks, so I'm going to have to Brants off. But then it's getting late, so this will be my swan song for the evening. Have Anas night.
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subbie Member (Idle past 1285 days) Posts: 3509 Joined: |
But then it's getting late, so this will be my swan song for the evening. Chicken! Edited by subbie, : TyopRidicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -- Thomas Jefferson We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate Howling about evidence is a conversation stopper, and it never stops to think if the claim could possibly be true -- foreveryoung
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Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -- Thomas Jefferson We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate Howling about evidence is a conversation stopper, and it never stops to think if the claim could possibly be true -- foreveryoung |
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Shield Member (Idle past 2893 days) Posts: 482 Joined:
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Theres alot of funny material with this weird guy on teh tubes.
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Aware Wolf Member (Idle past 1450 days) Posts: 156 From: New Hampshire, USA Joined:
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Einstein, Newton and Pascal were hanging around, bored, and decided to play some hide and go seek. Einstein put his hands over his eyes and started counting to twenty; Pascal scurried off behind a bush. Newton picked up a stick and started drawing a geometric shape in the dirt.
When Einstein reached twenty he yelled out Ready or not, here I come! and uncovered his eyes, only to find Sir Isaac standing a few paces away, calmly regarding him. He was standing inside a square that he had drawn, one meter to a side. Einstein blinked. Maybe you do not understand the rules of this game, my friend. You were supposed to hide. Instead, I have found you with no difficulty. I suggest you reconsider the situation, my dear Albert said Newton. As you can see, I stand here, one Newton in a square meter. Thus, as I’m sure you will agree, you have actually found Pascal. Edited by Aware Wolf, : No reason given.
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The truth of our faith becomes a matter of ridicule among the infidels if any Catholic, not gifted with the necessary scientific learning, presents as dogma what scientific scrutiny shows to be false. - St. Thomas Aquinas |
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Shield Member (Idle past 2893 days) Posts: 482 Joined:
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A liberal, a conservative and a moderate walk into a bar.
The bartender says "Afternoon, Mitt! What can I get for you?"
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