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ringo Member (Idle past 442 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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Information gleaned from reading between the lines on the periodic table:
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Tangle Member Posts: 9516 From: UK Joined: Member Rating: 5.1
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Life, don't talk to me about life - Marvin the Paranoid Android |
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3992 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.5 |
Courtesy of a nytimes feed late last night:
quote: "If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1534 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined: |
When I was in Germany years ago I went to the bathroom in a train I was on. When I looked down into the toilet I could see the tracks below. I kid you not, literally pooping on the tracks.
"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1435 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
which brings us to this song to the tune of humoresque by Dvorak
...passengers will please refrainfrom using bathrooms while the train is still within the station if you please ... Enjoy Edited by RAZD, : . Edited by RAZD, : .. Edited by RAZD, : .by our ability to understand Rebel American Zen Deist ... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share. Join the effort to solve medical problems, AIDS/HIV, Cancer and more with Team EvC! (click)
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rueh Member (Idle past 3692 days) Posts: 382 From: universal city tx Joined: |
At least you weren't in a plane.
'Qui non intelligit, aut taceat, aut discat' The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open.-FZ The industrial revolution, flipped a bitch on evolution.-NOFX It takes all kinds to make a mess- Benjamin Hoff
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1534 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined:
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Maybe I will write a coffee table book of all the places I shat.
The stories I could tell. "You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3992 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.5
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You just have to put all that shit behind you and move on...
"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1435 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined:
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you certainly don't need to keep track of it ...
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3992 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.5 |
I dunno.
Given the cost of medical supplies, there could be a lot of gold in that there hill...
Study: Fecal transplants cure serious infection Of course, some people would have the good shit."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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rueh Member (Idle past 3692 days) Posts: 382 From: universal city tx Joined:
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To bad that "oh the places you'll go" has already been used.
'Qui non intelligit, aut taceat, aut discat' The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open.-FZ The industrial revolution, flipped a bitch on evolution.-NOFX It takes all kinds to make a mess- Benjamin Hoff
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ringo Member (Idle past 442 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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Can there be a Big Bang if there are no ears to hear it?
If the Big Bang misfired, would it be a Big Click?
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1435 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined:
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and I know where to get some good shit ...
... from my farm assist program ... Enjoyby our ability to understand Rebel American Zen Deist ... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share. Join the effort to solve medical problems, AIDS/HIV, Cancer and more with Team EvC! (click)
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dwise1 Member Posts: 5952 Joined: Member Rating: 5.7
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A new-comer arrives at the Pearly Gates and after St. Peter processes him in, an angel is assigned to show him to his room and to conduct his orientation. The Mansion with Many Rooms also has many floors, the angel explains as they get into the elevator, with each religion having its own floor. They chat on their way up until the angel cautions the new-comer to silence as they approach one particular floor and then after having passed that floor they continue chatting. The new-comer is curious why they had to be silent at that one particular floor and the angel explains, "That's the Fundamentalist floor. They think they're the only ones here."
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