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Topic: Humour VII
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ringo
Member (Idle past 441 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Message 616 of 1042 (687687)
01-15-2013 11:50 AM
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Scientific Fun Facts
Information gleaned from reading between the lines on the periodic table: - Francium and Germanium react violently with each other.
- Decay products of Yugoslavium include Bosnium, Croatium and Slovenium.
- Iranium is oily.
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Tangle
Member Posts: 9516 From: UK Joined: 10-07-2011 Member Rating: 4.8
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Message 617 of 1042 (687705)
01-15-2013 2:32 PM
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Life, don't talk to me about life - Marvin the Paranoid Android
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Omnivorous
Member Posts: 3991 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005 Member Rating: 6.9
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Message 618 of 1042 (687785)
01-16-2013 3:03 PM
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Courtesy of a nytimes feed late last night:
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SAM DOLNICK
Noted. RT @DanAmira: A guy was killed by the 6 train while pooping between cars. Do not poop between cars, people. Man Killed Pooping Between Subway Cars As Another Is Mysteriously Injured about a minute ago
"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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1.61803
Member (Idle past 1533 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined: 02-19-2004
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When I was in Germany years ago I went to the bathroom in a train I was on. When I looked down into the toilet I could see the tracks below. I kid you not, literally pooping on the tracks.
"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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RAZD
Member (Idle past 1435 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: 03-14-2004
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Message 620 of 1042 (687897)
01-17-2013 2:52 PM
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Reply to: Message 619 by 1.61803
01-17-2013 9:40 AM
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which brings us to this song to the tune of humoresque by Dvorak ...passengers will please refrain from using bathrooms while the train is still within the station if you please ... Enjoy Edited by RAZD, : . Edited by RAZD, : .. Edited by RAZD, : .
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rueh
Member (Idle past 3691 days) Posts: 382 From: universal city tx Joined: 03-03-2008
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Message 621 of 1042 (687898)
01-17-2013 2:59 PM
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Reply to: Message 619 by 1.61803
01-17-2013 9:40 AM
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At least you weren't in a plane.
'Qui non intelligit, aut taceat, aut discat'
The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open.-FZ
The industrial revolution, flipped a bitch on evolution.-NOFX
It takes all kinds to make a mess- Benjamin Hoff
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1.61803
Member (Idle past 1533 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined: 02-19-2004
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Message 622 of 1042 (687900)
01-17-2013 3:05 PM
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Reply to: Message 621 by rueh
01-17-2013 2:59 PM
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Maybe I will write a coffee table book of all the places I shat. The stories I could tell. 
"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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Omnivorous
Member Posts: 3991 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005 Member Rating: 6.9
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Message 623 of 1042 (687949)
01-17-2013 11:26 PM
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Reply to: Message 622 by 1.61803
01-17-2013 3:05 PM
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You just have to put all that shit behind you and move on...
"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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RAZD
Member (Idle past 1435 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: 03-14-2004
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you certainly don't need to keep track of it ... Enjoy
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Omnivorous
Member Posts: 3991 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005 Member Rating: 6.9
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Message 625 of 1042 (687956)
01-18-2013 12:14 AM
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Reply to: Message 624 by RAZD
01-17-2013 11:57 PM
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I dunno. Given the cost of medical supplies, there could be a lot of gold in that there hill...
Study: Fecal transplants cure serious infection Of course, some people would have the good shit.
"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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rueh
Member (Idle past 3691 days) Posts: 382 From: universal city tx Joined: 03-03-2008
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Message 626 of 1042 (687971)
01-18-2013 7:33 AM
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Reply to: Message 622 by 1.61803
01-17-2013 3:05 PM
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The stories you will smell
To bad that "oh the places you'll go" has already been used.
'Qui non intelligit, aut taceat, aut discat'
The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open.-FZ
The industrial revolution, flipped a bitch on evolution.-NOFX
It takes all kinds to make a mess- Benjamin Hoff
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ringo
Member (Idle past 441 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Message 627 of 1042 (687996)
01-18-2013 12:03 PM
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Pop Quiz
Can there be a Big Bang if there are no ears to hear it? If the Big Bang misfired, would it be a Big Click?
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RAZD
Member (Idle past 1435 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: 03-14-2004
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and I know where to get some good shit ... ... from my farm assist program ... Enjoy
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dwise1
Member Posts: 5952 Joined: 05-02-2006 Member Rating: 5.2
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Message 629 of 1042 (689242)
01-29-2013 12:43 AM
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A New-Comer to Heaven
A new-comer arrives at the Pearly Gates and after St. Peter processes him in, an angel is assigned to show him to his room and to conduct his orientation. The Mansion with Many Rooms also has many floors, the angel explains as they get into the elevator, with each religion having its own floor. They chat on their way up until the angel cautions the new-comer to silence as they approach one particular floor and then after having passed that floor they continue chatting. The new-comer is curious why they had to be silent at that one particular floor and the angel explains, "That's the Fundamentalist floor. They think they're the only ones here."
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Dr Adequate
Member (Idle past 314 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: 07-20-2006
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Message 630 of 1042 (689344)
01-29-2013 7:57 PM
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