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riVeRraT
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Message 5 of 310 (303123)
04-11-2006 7:35 AM


Why more men are republican

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riVeRraT
Member (Idle past 54 days)
Posts: 5746
From: NY USA
Joined: 05-09-2004


Message 277 of 310 (381848)
02-02-2007 9:36 AM


Robot
A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel.

As he waited to be seated, he noticed that the Maitre D' was a robot.

The robot clicked to attention and said,
"Sir, there is a one hour wait.
And I am programmed to converse with you until a table is ready, If you please."

Intrigued, the man said, "OK."

The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered, "Oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity,
Interstellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc.

The man was most impressed. The next day he returned,
But thought he would try a different tack.

The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?"

This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100".

So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing ,
the latest basketball Scores,
and what to expect the Red Sox to do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time. So the next day he returned.

Again the robot asked the question, "What is your IQ?"

This time the man drawled out, " Uh.....'bout 50."

The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,

"A-r-e

y-o-u-r

p-e-o-p-l-e

g-o-i-n-g

t-o

n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e

H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"


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riVeRraT
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Posts: 5746
From: NY USA
Joined: 05-09-2004


Message 282 of 310 (381990)
02-02-2007 7:31 PM
Reply to: Message 279 by Jon
02-02-2007 11:24 AM


Re: Robot
This is the joke thread, get it?
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