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Message 30 of 310 (307723)
04-29-2006 1:39 PM
Reply to: Message 28 by cavediver
04-28-2006 4:13 PM


A Child's Outlook
A Sunday School teacher asked her class to draw a picture of their favourite Bible story. Later, when she collected them, she was intrigued by one depicting an airplane with three people in it.

She asked, "What Bible story does this represent?"

The child pointed at the man and woman in the back of the plane and said, "That's Adam and Eve flying from the Garden of Eden."

"I see," the teacher said. "And who is the other fellow?"

The child answered matter-of-factly, "That's Pontius, the Pilot."


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Message 170 of 310 (355637)
10-10-2006 1:09 PM
Reply to: Message 169 by Thugpreacha
10-10-2006 8:37 AM


Re: Warning: May cause humor
Phat writes:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.

That's going to cut into my multi-tasking.


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Message 257 of 310 (372007)
12-24-2006 1:03 PM
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12-24-2006 10:13 AM


Re: Charismania 101
Phat writes:

Five. One to handle the light bulb, four to rebuke the spirit of darkness.

Three will do in a pinch. It only takes two or three gathered in His name to rebuke the darkness.


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