I am not a space-time physicist, neither is anyone here as far as I know. All we are is a bunch of amateur debaters. For the sake of debate it makes sense that the least of us should understand what is being discussed.
Now if a gay man tells me straight isn't infact straight, then we're going to have issues here! (No, I couldn't resist Percy, just a joke, don't pour out your wrath on mikey.
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Seriously though, I don't mind being the least person reading this particular thread, so please - for space-time anomolies such as mikey - lets keep straight straight.