Bonus cheer for linking Erowid...
I agree about fey avoiding salvia--he'd be terrified.
I disagree with you about shrooms. Psilocybin's positive effect on depression, anxiety and OCD has been shown in studies from the 1950s through 2012.
MDMA? Sure, but anything on campus today is unlikely to be MDMA--more likely one of the molecularly similar designer drugs offered by "research chem" sites the past decade or so.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
As to the fat girls: sometimes amazing things happen when people are treated to a bit of affection and thereby gain some of the self-respect and confidence they lacked. I dated a pudgy fellow soldier way back when--because she was smart and funny, pretty despite the extra pounds. Over a period of a few months she transformed herself into a real beauty.
I'd urge fey to focus on finding a relationship that includes genuine mutual affection and respect, rather than seeking a trophy lover. Everything else will follow.
"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."