Why would anybody want to be in Heaven with an irresponsible parent who left his children alone in a garden with a serpent? Would you leave your children with a child molester?
Then to top it all off, God blames it on his children instead of realizing that children are impressionable just like we are today as adults. Brainwashing is a commonly used method in society and this is used to control the herd (humans). Dysfunction is God's invention and God is dysfunctional.
Why would I want eternal life knowing this? No Thanks!