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RAZD Member (Idle past 1434 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
... so they're saying that grabbing onto live wires will make you exclaim
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bluescat48 Member (Idle past 4219 days) Posts: 2347 From: United States Joined: |
That is about the 10th version of this joke I have seen or heard. The punchline is always the same.
Edited by bluescat48, : missing sentence. There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002 Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969 Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008
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That is about the 10th version of this joke I have seen or heard. Yeah, but you're old as shit.... I kid, I kid
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bluescat48 Member (Idle past 4219 days) Posts: 2347 From: United States Joined: |
Actually I'm older than a lot of shit , particularly a lot of the vermin in Washington.
There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002 Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969 Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3945 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0 |
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onifre Member (Idle past 2980 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
This has made me literally laugh out loud in an airport bar. Holy Shit!!! That was hilarious dude. Thanks
- Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2980 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Best line: "Rape me in my thigh." - Oni
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3991 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9 |
The really funny thing is that he's probably the only Korean guy who can't carry a tune.
Folks in Korea sing at the drop of a hat; formal dinners in a kisaeng house unfailingly include a three piece band, and everyone takes turns getting up to sing. I learned my best bet was to "recite" Yesterday. Maybe the funniest performance I saw in Korea was a full revue performance of "Lolling on the Liver" Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale? -Shakespeare Real things always push back.-William James
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onifre Member (Idle past 2980 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Sexual Harassment Day... why not?
Now who says he's a misogynist? - Oni
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Shield Member (Idle past 2891 days) Posts: 482 Joined: |
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onifre Member (Idle past 2980 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Louis CK vs Bill Donahue
- Oni
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Coragyps Member (Idle past 764 days) Posts: 5553 From: Snyder, Texas, USA Joined: |
Brilliance, indeed.
Nasty case of writer's block creates the most brilliant scientific paper ever
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Trae Member (Idle past 4335 days) Posts: 442 From: Fremont, CA, USA Joined: |
Thanks. Have you received any reviews from people who actually haven't seen your act?
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Coragyps Member (Idle past 764 days) Posts: 5553 From: Snyder, Texas, USA Joined: |
Again: I LOL'd, and most folks may think "huh??":
I'm in Fort Worth, Texas, one of the biggest "cowtowns" in the US. Driving past the stockyard district last night, I saw a megachurch, not too far from the yards, with a big scrolling sign. It said, "God bless your cattle."
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