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Message 571 of 647 (598024)
12-26-2010 7:02 PM
Reply to: Message 570 by frako
12-26-2010 5:05 PM


... so they're saying that grabbing onto live wires will make you exclaim
...JESUS!!!...
?

Enjoy.


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Message 572 of 647 (598146)
12-28-2010 4:21 PM



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Message 573 of 647 (598156)
12-28-2010 7:29 PM
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12-28-2010 4:21 PM


That is about the 10th version of this joke I have seen or heard. The punchline is always the same.

Edited by bluescat48, : missing sentence.


There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002

Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969

Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008


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Message 574 of 647 (598166)
12-28-2010 8:59 PM
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12-28-2010 7:29 PM


That is about the 10th version of this joke I have seen or heard.

Yeah, but you're old as shit....

I kid, I kid


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Message 575 of 647 (598182)
12-29-2010 12:56 AM
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12-28-2010 8:59 PM


Actually I'm older than a lot of shit , particularly a lot of the vermin in Washington.


There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002

Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969

Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008


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Message 576 of 647 (598266)
12-29-2010 8:49 PM


God lost the manual, thus the flood
I won't put an extra drain on his bandwidth, but go there to see it:

http://www.farleftside.com/2010/12-29-2010.html

Moose


  
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Message 577 of 647 (598272)
12-29-2010 9:44 PM
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12-24-2010 7:52 PM


This has made me literally laugh out loud in an airport bar. Holy Shit!!! That was hilarious dude. Thanks

- Oni


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Message 578 of 647 (598274)
12-29-2010 10:04 PM


I can't stop listening to Korean Boy

Best line: "Rape me in my thigh."

- Oni


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Message 579 of 647 (598280)
12-29-2010 10:41 PM
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12-29-2010 10:04 PM


Re: I can't stop listening to Korean Boy
The really funny thing is that he's probably the only Korean guy who can't carry a tune.

Folks in Korea sing at the drop of a hat; formal dinners in a kisaeng house unfailingly include a three piece band, and everyone takes turns getting up to sing.

I learned my best bet was to "recite" Yesterday.

Maybe the funniest performance I saw in Korea was a full revue performance of "Lolling on the Liver"



Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?
-Shakespeare

Real things always push back.
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Message 580 of 647 (598408)
12-30-2010 6:00 PM


Everyone's favorite, Patrice.
Sexual Harassment Day... why not?

Now who says he's a misogynist?

- Oni


  
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Message 581 of 647 (598992)
01-04-2011 4:15 PM



  
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Message 582 of 647 (599197)
01-05-2011 1:32 PM


If you, like me, hate Bill Donahue...
Louis CK vs Bill Donahue

- Oni


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Message 583 of 647 (599222)
01-05-2011 5:55 PM


Brilliance, indeed.

http://io9.com/...s-the-most-brilliant-scientific-paper-ever


  
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Message 584 of 647 (600054)
01-12-2011 4:05 AM
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01-05-2011 1:32 PM


Re: If you, like me, hate Bill Donahue...
Thanks. Have you received any reviews from people who actually haven't seen your act?
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Message 585 of 647 (600176)
01-13-2011 7:37 AM


Again: I LOL'd, and most folks may think "huh??":

I'm in Fort Worth, Texas, one of the biggest "cowtowns" in the US. Driving past the stockyard district last night, I saw a megachurch, not too far from the yards, with a big scrolling sign. It said, "God bless your cattle."


  
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