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Omnivorous
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Message 69 of 310 (328473)
07-03-2006 8:14 AM
Reply to: Message 64 by Faith
07-02-2006 7:42 PM


Re: Doonesbury on Creationism
The cartoon is pretty good.

Faith writes:

Must be over twenty years since I thought Doonesbury had anything funny or true to say.

But that's funny! ;)


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Message 116 of 310 (341130)
08-18-2006 3:59 PM
Reply to: Message 115 by Percy
08-18-2006 2:58 PM


Re: For those who like tests...
The plaid shorts are a strong predictor.
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Message 117 of 310 (341133)
08-18-2006 4:05 PM
Reply to: Message 112 by Dr Adequate
08-12-2006 4:49 AM


:laugh:

Doctor, did you write this? Both witty and wise--great kudos if you did, and pretty good kudos if you only found it.

More than adequate, I'd say.


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Message 139 of 310 (343087)
08-24-2006 6:14 PM
Reply to: Message 133 by Wounded King
08-24-2006 10:02 AM


Au contraire.

I read those abstracts.

IOW, I can't believe how stupid those guys are, and they can't either.


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Message 140 of 310 (343091)
08-24-2006 6:20 PM
Reply to: Message 137 by Archer Opteryx
08-24-2006 5:55 PM


Re: existential humor
:laugh:

Poof pastry!

or

Poofing Descartes before des hors d'oeuvres.


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Message 161 of 310 (354603)
10-05-2006 9:51 PM
Reply to: Message 158 by Beatle Addict
10-05-2006 5:57 PM


Re: Thriller + India = ....
It's The Thrilla in Calcutta! I love it! And the red suit, uh...vinyl? Rubber? Too loose for Spandex (great title for a novel)...
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Message 178 of 310 (356209)
10-12-2006 10:25 PM
Reply to: Message 176 by Dr Adequate
10-12-2006 10:19 PM


Re: Evolution Is So Gay
Warning: contains nuts.
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Message 219 of 310 (369135)
12-11-2006 7:25 PM
Reply to: Message 212 by Chiroptera
12-10-2006 2:25 PM


Re: God-Man in Tom the Dancing Bug
Chiroptera writes:

Message 212 of 218 12-10-2006 02:25 PM
Reply to: Message 210 by Chiroptera 12-10-2006 02:12 PM

Re: God-Man in Tom the Dancing Bug

God himself (represented by God-Man) explaining why it is silly to believe in Santa:

You actually believe in a powerful white-haired man with supernatural powers who knows you, loves you, and grants you wishes if you're good?!

Sounds to me like a transparent lie, to keep you in line! How childish of you to believe in that.

God-Man himself is a powerful white-haired man with supernatural powers who knows people, loves them, and grants them wishes if they're good (and represents a character that many in real life believe to be fictitious). The irony is killing me!

Added by edit:

It occurred to me that you didn't like my last contribution to this thread, either. Maybe you should just ignore my contribution.

Edited by Chiroptera, 10-Dec-2006 02:27 PM: No reason given.

Chiroptera, you replied to yourself with a message about a character scoffing at belief in another character such as himself.

Then you edited it to tell yourself to just ignore yourself.

Way too meta.

Funny, though.

AbE: I thought the God-Man bit was funny, too.

Edited by Omnivorous, : Pre-planned additional layer.


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Message 224 of 310 (369391)
12-12-2006 7:43 PM
Reply to: Message 223 by New Cat's Eye
12-12-2006 5:21 PM


Re: Season Greetings
It's always good for a laugh when the simple mock their betters. ;)


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Message 258 of 310 (372355)
12-26-2006 7:16 PM


Lennon Grabs Bush from Grave
Somebody has channeled John--maybe because of the just-released final pages from the Nixon era Lennon FBI file.

If you haven't seen this already, enjoy!

I'M THE DECIDER (Koo-Koo-Ka-Choo)


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Message 292 of 310 (383409)
02-07-2007 11:58 PM
Reply to: Message 291 by Jaderis
02-07-2007 10:36 PM


Re: My nephew's current favorite
That's wonderful. We have convulsed in the kitchen.

Reminds me of Sesame Street.


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Message 303 of 310 (384308)
02-10-2007 9:07 PM
Reply to: Message 302 by macaroniandcheese
02-10-2007 5:52 PM


Re: Name a country starting with 'U'...
In public opinion surveys Americans regularly oppose passing the Bill of Rights, too: the contents are generally considered too "extreme".

About as funny as a heart attack, I guess.


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Message 306 of 310 (384318)
02-10-2007 9:54 PM
Reply to: Message 304 by Taz
02-10-2007 9:33 PM


Re: Name a country starting with 'U'...
Taz writes:

Have you heard about dihydrogen monoxide?

:)

Yes.

I support decriminalization. Desalination, even.


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